Always a pleasurable thing to watch a spunky guy get a bit sweaty and greasy.
After the job, we talked for a bit, and I figured he'd leave. I asked him if he was doing anything that night, and he suggested get some dinner, drinks and watch a movie.
'Nice one', I thought. We'd never hung out without being in a group before.
We had a nice time. The more drinks went down, the closer we got on the couch... eventually the time came to go to bed.
Now, I didn't want to jump the gun with this sexy, young man, so I offered him a spare bed, and then, what the hell, I gave him the option to sleep in my bed if he wanted.
He told me that he'd prefer to sleep in my bed and I thought - 'ching, ching - jackpot' before he finished his sentence with "but that's all I'll be doing, sleeping".
Um - WHAT THE....?????
This both annoyed and confused me! I don't like being annoyed or confused - let alone both at once so I set him straight!
"Now I completely respect anyone's right NOT to shag me, but do you really think I want you to exercise that right while actually in my bed? You idiot - get out of my house!"
Well, this is what I thought - what I actually said was, "Um, ok. I suppose."
One of the highlights on the Awkward Moments reel of my life, (A bit like an out-take reel, except it's only funny to other people, and you can't erase or tape over it without some serious substance abuse) that also makes an appearance on the Weirdest Moments reel.