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if i were a boy even just for a day,
i'd roll out of bed in the morning,
and throw on what i wanted,
and go drink beer with the guys.
i love bein a girl...except the up down elevator of estrogen that turns me hormonicidal.
i wish i wuz above Pissy Mood Syndrome...i can get a lil crazy minside where im snappy and snippy. a few days a month id gladly hand ovah pussy for penis if eitha were detachable.
if i were a boy, all hail male at birth,
do i instantly wish for cock length and girth?
should i worry bout size and compare every prick?
should i care what i bare to offah a chick?
would sex cross my mind, morn noon and nite?
would i laugh at the danglin dick in my site?
if i were a boy, just for a day,
wood i wake with an ache, ready to play?
or lay in my bed, frozen in shock,
my pussy replaced instead by a cock.
how high does it rise, how straight is the line,
what do i do with a dick that is mine?
if i were a boy, just for an hour,
should i feel like a boss with new penis power?
do i go get dressed or wear nothin at all?
and where is this boys club, who do i call?
chest bump, fist pump, adjustin my cup...
first thing a must, id pee standin up.
if i were a boy, just for a minute,
id use everythin to stick my dick in it.
i spend a significant amount of time with the opposite sex. growin up with guys its who i hung out with most but i love my gfs and i would nevah trade that type of treasured sistahood for boy bondin.
its sorta strange what i wonda about or notice.. boys can pee anywhere discretly. at parties if they gotta pee they find a tree to face it. if i do that my ass is exposed. if the bark is at my back, my pussy is! their gear is good to get at to bate. to fingah my fuckhole is a lil more wiggle work. boys just are strong.. they carry stuff cuz they can, when ya haulin heavy ya call one. how cum when we go out usually a boy drives? i can but i dont unless im dd. most are fucken fearless for their females.. protective of their girl or any girl. guys are the same as us but different way more than whats between our legs.
would havin a permanent penis be a problem?
steada jerkin, could get sucked,
steada workin should get fucked.
itsa hard cock life.
i love that i dont have one, best of both worlds .. i can still get my cock and eat it too.
i listened 2 Detachable Penis (King Missile) while bloggin.. cum on, that was sexpected.
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