image courtesy of
it's a crack, i'm back yeah standing
on the rooftops shouting out...
baby i'm ready to go.
i dont doll up on a daily basis. i sleep tite til my alarm clock starts rockin the radio, roll outta bed, brush my teeth, wash my face and figure out what im gonna wear. i tell people i can be ready in 15 minutes, and i mean it. i am not a mornin person, most my pissiness is concentrated to a.m. if i aint fully awake, fuck off. i dont have a habit of coffee .. caffeine and i can click or collide.
day in, day out, thats what its all about.
my sex ritual is a bit more rigourous. i wuz plannin for a play date and i didnt realize i actually have a routine i follow to fluff my muff and fuckafy myself. sometimes its just sperm of the moment, adjust ya bust, bounce da booty, pat ya puss and good to go girl.
i know guys who take more time than girls, and look great for it but im curious if they prep their penis or buff their bods specifically for sex or to feel sexy. do boy scouts prepare for any pussibility? i had one partna who told me he has two steps for sex: 1. showah 2. show up.
serves: 1 (could probly be spread and shared)
prep time: 1- 1.1/2 hr
mingredients: 1 uncocked girl, 2 cups of itty bitty titty, 1 block of booty and a spoonful of sugah
pre-heat oven and bate on high.
best to enjoy hottt .. and top with cream.
how can it be a surprise that a woman wants to look, feel, taste and smell our bangable best.
1. showah powah (15 - 30 min)
fresh and fragance free. i like dirty sex but clean skin. i steam away any stress and sing in the showah. i stay way too long latherin and gatherin my thoughts. i wash head to toe and let the wata flow, beadin off my body. i love the soapiness .. the slip in slide and cant hide im horny. all the naughty nibblets are touched twice...k no harm, 3s a charm.
i like bubble baths but not before goin out, i get too tired or i fall asleep and wake up wrinkly.
i love to lotion .. butta me up baby but nothin too nose sensitive that would make me nauseous, just nommable.
if im au naturel and leave a lil blonde bush to hide the bunny hole, i cut out 5 minutes, maybe 10 from my cock countdown. trimmin a landin strip or tiny triangle takes more time than shavin it straight off.
i use a venus razor (reveal the goddess in you) for my lil V and satin care shavin gel. do not try dry unless ya find the friction of fuckin against raw or rash is fun.
since the subject is shavin .. i also use a philips ladyshave (rechargeable..wet/dry) to smooth my legs, leavin em soft and strokable. it is narrow to hold and the head pivots to places that curve... pervfect.
my pits are poil-less, perfumed with delicate deodorant - lite like 'secret truth or pear'. brows - they are shaped the same arch as always, i have tried threadin and i pluck periodically but doesnt grow or show supah fast.
2. hair care and cosmetics (20-30 min)
i rinse repeat more than once, my hair is long and i like lotsa foam when scrubbin my scalp and then conditionin, countin the two minutes. before i brush my damp towel dried tresses i use argan oil, a few itty bitty squirts i spread in my palm to warm and rub from root to tip, it adds shine plus sweet scent. i dont use sprays unless i straighten my hair and i avoid anythin sticky. usually down for a date.
im more into buyin it than tryin it .. mod quad by hard candy has cute colors or urban decay, naked2 by sephora has nice neutral tones.
i work with thin strokes, two or three shades of shadow. i like smokey eyes so i use linah undah and mascara ovah .. a poof of powdah to blend any born blush, and even out my pout with my fave flavored lip gloss .. girly lips set below sometimes get a lil flick for lata. yummy passionfruit pussy.
what i inhale is important .. good breath is game on. i sparkle my smile and save somethin to suck like mints or maybe tic tacs to keep up kissability.
last and least to me toes are to be painted if not pedicured, i pay no attention to a partnas feet. i do wear dark polish on my fingernails, natural or if i feel fancy, french.
3. dress to impress (15 min .. 30 if im dancin while i do)
clothes ovah bros. i end up pickin pretty much what i would if im seein someone or goin out with my gang. im simple and my style is the same. i stick to comfort and casual. parties i pimp my stride.
i do a long length minor mirror check .. hair, teeth, tush.
ok if on the outside is ordinary, on the inside is sextraordinary ... the panties i pick on purpose to present my pussy.
she is patient but baby shes ready to go*.
i listened 2 Time After Time (Matchbox Twenty/Live - Aussie), Come As You Are (Nirvana), Time (Pink Floyd) and more while bloggin.
*i may have skipped some fappetizahs, only offered up the main min-view.
4 Comments On This Entry
My Blog Links
- HollowBrainMan on addicted to a dick
- hornytom on addicted to a dick
- echoingangels on cumfetti
- hornytom on cumfetti
- rosc on cumfetti
- babykissme on pretty panties 101: lick, like, love
- Love2WatchNPlay on pretty panties 101: lick, like, love
- Quicky28 on pretty panties 101: lick, like, love
- jimmatt50 on pretty panties 101: lick, like, love
- hornytom on pretty panties 101: lick, like, love
- babykiss hiatus - go slow
- bad moods
- baseball sports
- batin grindin
- bi experience
- birthday sex
- bisexuality girl on girl
- born again v-tasy
- car bate
- casual sex
- cock mini series
- cum convo
- cum dumb batin
- dirty poem mini original
- dirty talk
- does size matta
- domestic violence
- draft pool
- first bi experience
- funny weird
- group sex
- gym work out
- hot wax
- hot wax control rope
- ice princess
- july 4 fireworks
- mini about me
- mini me
- mini pant-teaze kink batin
- mini psa o'luv
- mirror batin
- music speaks
- my girl guide
- net weddin poem
- one year anniversary sf
- open letter to myself
- oral sex
- panties stuffin
- pubic sexposure
- random facts
- self-assessment ex
- sex positions cowgirl
- sex positions missionary
- sex slave boss domination
- sex toys
- sports football sex
- st pattys day
- tail of a youtube junkie
- tmi-ni #1
- triple Ds
- unscramblin my ramblin
- valentines day
- what is in my purse
- when i cum around
- where words fail
- work casual