last august friends and i went to a local barn dance..in an actual barn! twas a blast...well im told i had a supah time. i may have been a lil outta control...hours of partyin wore me out so i took a "nap" in the field..a real dirty girl covered in mud, dust and corn silk. my friend poured her drink up my nose to wake me up...i wuz pissed drunk and pissed off. sho i can inhale my bevies but not in a literal sense.
the barn dance wuz basically lotsa cowboy wannabes plus a live band encouragin poor attempts at line dancin and two-steppin. music and dancin…whats not 2 love baybay? mini fact...shootin back vodka-long teas does not create a straight line and ya fuck up the whole damn row!
i always thought it would be fun to fuck in a barn, on bails...but fuck me..hay or straw picks ya ass and digs into ya skin. if im gonna get scratched, i want it to be ya nails grazin my young body.
the band played a familiar karaoke song, not quite my usual style but its aight. the nitty gritty dirt band, fresh country air lyrics…hollarin - baby get ready. the imagery makes me wanna go fishin in the dark...lyin on our backs and countin the stars, just like the chorus says.
imma believer that ya can take almost anythin and make it sexual...like fishin for xample.
restless curiosity made me do a quick search of fishin terms...see what sorta bites id get on sexuendos.
heres a few:
anal fin – anal...really? who knew...and to me a fin is a five dollar bill.
angling – id angle my body so ya can reach my g best and get in deep with ya fingahs, dick or tongue.
attractant – ya are an attractant...so kissable, huggable, luvable, unbelievable...ya fit the diamond rio verse
backing – baby got back…back dat ass up…backin…the act of cummin on my back.
baitwell – omg...i can definitely bate well. i think they spelled this wrong.
bobber – the girl...me...bobbin up and down on ya dick suckin the orgasm rite outta ya.
bumping – and grinding our naughty bits against each otha...booty to cutie.
chugger – what we do at the bar before headin back to ya place to fuck like animals til the sun rises.
dip bait – i dip my fingahs in my tite wet puss and i bate.
dip net – i dip my fingahs in my tite wet puss and i bate while on the net.
flipping – flippin me ovah so im on my belly and ya drill me from behind until we splash cum everywhere.
jerkbait – ya jerk while i bate.
line – the words ya use to get me goin…like baby im lyin here waitin for ya...and im down to fuck.
mini-jig – too cute...my name is in there...and im kinda sexual.
pegging – what i wanna do to ya with a strapon or feeldoe…finally makin ya fine ass mine.
pitching – ya tent cuz ya extremely horny for ya girl and she makes ya rock hard.
popper – the guy who popped my cherry...sshhh...thats already been done...but i kinda wishes it wuz ya.
rod – a long, smooth, shaft i gently wanna stroke and insert in me...aka pole...which i also wanna ride.
tight-action plug – tite action…thats puss or ass…both need to be plugged with ya thick juicy dick.
wet fly – what the front of ya pants will look like if i keep rubbin my puss or hand up and down ya zippa.
and my top #1 sexual fishin term...masta bata...heehee...that wont grow old!
ive nevah been fishin. dad and bros have but for some reason not me. maybe i look like bait and they worried i get thrown ovahboard...now that i think bout it, i must be quality batin material! bahahahahaha.
i kinda been like the lil tag-a-long in tim mcgraws vid "dont take the girl" where the boy begs his dad not to bring her but shes wants to bad. i cant help but wanna be with boys...its true to this day i wanna be where the boys are...preferably with their rods in hand.
im ready, set...i just wanna be like the card game and go fish!
im all geared up, sorta. its like my suitcases are packed but im not headin anywhere...yet.
i have a pink fishin rod. its really cute. i have a sweet lil sweatah that matches it perfect...that would probly be what id wear. cant ya both be sporty and still coordinate? i have a tiny tackle box...fo realz...i giggle at tackle box cuz i think bout sex and ticklin my box...and now im laughin cuz i picture ya tryin to tackle my box! but this is fishin darlin...not football.
i think i could probly bate...bait my own hook as long as its not with somethin too gross...guess a squirmy wormy is fine. id have alotta questions tho (like usual), i dont wanna look dumb when i go. i dont need to be pro, but knowin the terms would cum handy...callin it a fish hooky thang stead of what i found out is a lure makes me a target for blonde comments...or "ya sucha girl" remarks. i fit neitha category...imma girl whos learnin...no shame in needin to be skooled. some teach...othas get taught...i wanna do both...teach ya to scream my name and get taught a hard lesson cuz im sucha baddd girl.
i wanna know it all...
like should ya just be happy ya caught somethin? or its more bout whatcha caught and how big it is? do ya take a pic of yaself with a huge fish? if not, who takes ya word ya caught one that big? do ya get somethin special? is ya name in a record book? do ya eat it? or is it like the biggest pumpkin contest...justa prize for the eyes.
how much does a decent size fish weigh? 12 pds? thats like three of me when i wuz born...i wuz a 4 pounder, but they didnt throw me back. bahaha...probly cuz i had an innie and the last 3 "fish" had outties.
id catch and release. unless im gonna eat or mount ya, theres no reason for me to keep ya...hmm...are we still talkin fish?
im gonna rethink my outfit, not sho what fishies are attracted to…maybe a flashy bra so they head towards the lite. i need somethin colorful that makes em look up towards the surface and think thats a bold statement, im drawn to her... simply adorbs with her matchin rod. i wonda if people fish nakey...maybe thats why they go in the dark.
id probly have more luck wearin fishnets...id like to see what i catch...most likely it would be ya...thats a guaranteed release. i want ya to unHOOK my bra, slip off my tiny wet panties, LINE up ya dick, and SINK ‘ER in my achin puss…reel me in baby!
wait…can fish bite ya fingahs off? i need em to bate well.
i listened 2 Fishing in the Dark (The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band), Unbelievable (Diamond Rio), Made in America (Toby Keith) and more while bloggin.
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