for what her mama gave her.
it ain't right to hate her,
for workin' that money-maker.
band shuts down at two,
but we're hangin' out till three.
we hate to see her go,
but love to watch her leave.
do ya like eatin out?
do ya like booty?
do ya like eatin out booty?
maybe baby ya just like eatin in a place with booty in ya face. well ya cant have sass without ass.
hooters vs booters ...tit for tat.
i made a joke that i couldnt get a job at hooters cuz my tits are too itty bitty compared to their gotta be large to be in charge standards...BUTT...guaranteed if booters opened, theyd slot...slit...slut me into position. im probly fucken bend ovah qualified, i mean my resumes stacked...no xtra paddin needed. my sex references are a-bun-dant and can be provided on cummand-ohhh..i know..im lame.
to be clear in the rear, booters doesnt exist. itsa mini squirt blurt i had while discussin my bestest ass-et cuz i admit i got junk in ma trunk...butt...i got a face too ya know! not a buttaface...i dont like that sayin...everythins good but'er face. even the term butt ugly...who says ya booty cant be a cutie? i swear some guys skip ya eyes and anal-yze above ya thighs and stare as each inch of their hard rock cock pierces thru the cave they crave...watch it! bare in there...gonna pounce on that bounce...rawrrr.
i could totally picture sittin round the booty booths...stead of a waitress, a bateress would cum service ya...heads up she wants ya tip in advance. self serve could be an option so ya can pump yaself. it be fun to make the entrance at the back door. aight...i betta quit cuz booters is gonna get shut butt down before shes off the ground for mindecent xxxposure. i lie, id love a visit from the inspect-her.
booters is way classy...that ruff stuff only happens in the back. omg...i unzipped genius and it slapped me in the mouth like a cock. we could serve baby got back ribs!!! butt id call em riblets. mmm...ribbed for pleasure. we woud work HARD to satisfy our customahs. fuck the strapon imma nevah endin pit of wit tonite...i have the perfect cumment card title: spank us or thank us!
i wish i could say i thought bout more intelligent ventures...butt im writin and the ideas keep flowin and growin. i could probly design a whole damn building from lightin to floorin, and dark rooms for xplorin. the girls would wear name tags that say booty beauty...id need to decide on attire before i hire. fuck my ass i get xxxcited easily...imma real lil butt nut but i aint gonna wink my pink...yet.
my heads spinnin from winnin. advertisin is my second natures callin. imagine my fucken cummercials!!! they could play at the supah dupah bowl!!! sweet fucken deal.
id hafta lay off the sarcassm cuz i always go for funny. im already wrestlin with my hulk hogan slogan.
~ from wings to schwings
~ fuck the owl, feed the growl (bit hooter competitive)
~ get ya rear in gear and ovah here
id probly keep it simple...BOOTERS: cum give us a crack.
drinks? YES. we would be licensed to thrill and of course have heiney-kin on tap.
games? on ya bday we sing and play pin the tail on the badonkadonkey. (bonus points if ya caught how this fits the blog, xtra if ya laughed out loud like i did.)
specials? full moon gives ya half off the entire menu.
monday (fappy hour) - drink n kink
tuesday (boys nite) - twerk and jerk
wednesday - hump da rump
thursday (ladies nite) - tush n push
friday - freaky cheeky
saturday (couples) - grind behind
sunday - funday i get off*
*closed cuz i got otha buzness to take care of...i like havin my hands in everythin butt it gets tricky...and sticky sometimes.
this...this...THIS...is what i LOVE. this is the silliest subject evah yet i smiled the whole fucken way thru. I made ME happy. its pretty fucken cool anytime ya do somethin with othas in mind (sharin is carin) but brings ya joy. my brain can self sustain by the drive that keeps us alive...passion. every day i realize more and more how much i have. i thought my strength wuz bein compassionate and im startin to believe its bein passionate...tho still on many occasions im cum passionate.
i could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on BUTT i betta get off my ass and shake it to make it.
see ya at my openin! spread the word...the word is...waittt for it...i ass-ume, u and me both know what to begin with.
i listened 2 Wings of a Butt-erfly (HIM), Smack That (Akon), Big Booty Bitches (A Lost People), Dance.Ass (Nicki Minaj), Rump Shaker (Wreckx-N-Effect), I See You Baby (Groove Armada) and more while bloggin. my playlist got long in the thong (song by sisqo) cuz i wondered what my theme would be.
i adore tambourine by eve. sick beat to let loose ya caboose.
get low, get low, then pick up, pick up,
get ya hands in the air, itsa stick up, stick up,
shake ya tambourines, move it quickah, quickah
yah, im shakin down the town, get the picture, picture.
speakin of which...lets shake it like a polaroid, nahhh...ive reached the end of my cheekiness and gonna plug my hole.
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