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all right sunday night where are you?
just kicking back from the things that you do.
you want the big game, we want it too!
hey jack it's a fact, the show's back in town,
the stadium's rockin', time to crank up the sound.
i interrupt this irregular blog for regular football season.
id ratha just huddle cuddle and say accordin to my play book its time ya tackle my tite end.
ohhh...trust me, i probly wouldnt know exactly when they switch from exhibition to regular season on my own. cum on...i recognize playa names based solely on popularity like tebow (no sex), romo (his ex), brady (his angel), eli and peyton manning (big bro-lil bro aww stars) and buncha otha celeb jocks with cocks i cant memba atm who will probly wind up on dancin with the stars. fo real thats what they do!
anyhow - small ball edge knowledge aside...
im in a fool pool cummin up - funny i know since i know nuttin bout hut-hut-huttin.
this year its not a fuck my luck straw draw or from a hat. they want thought involved...my thought is i aint involved anuff to pull off good choices, im basically makin a dont-know-nation. i mean i aint studyin and shit cuz id need to read how to: standings for dummies.
im gonna maybe take a different approach (call it the blindside) since i cant even pretend i know everyone who plays. only reason i know the numbah of teams is cuz 8 at our table times 4 picks each equals 32. yes, imma math genius! and an english laureate.
aight...why did i join this pool? well duh, my small investment can mean a betta return. seriously its just for fun but if i can win a lil money AND beat a buncha boys who watch this sport religiously, that would be satisfyin as fuck. braggin rites rock cock.
i figure my victory may be sweetah if i tell em why i chose who i did (afta) but first i need to run thru the list i copied to determine how i feel bout em - yay or nay.
what cums to mind when i hear these? do ya REALLY wanna know? im goin purely on hut gut.
buffalo bills - i hate payin bills. out.
miami dolphins - reminds me of gloria estefan & miami sound machine. music ref. in.
new england patriots - old england would call soccer football. sneaky. out.
new york jets - mets & jets...a state that rhymes their sports teams. i like. in.
baltimore ravens - rave reviews? in.
cincinnati bengals - mmm bagels. wait, no..more like bangle bracelets which i love...and also a band that sings manic monday (coincidence theres monday nite football). all in.
cleveland browns - browns downs. out.
pittsburg steelers - bit of p.a. all da way. in.
houston texans - houston we have a problem. out.
indianapolis colts - who doesnt like ponies. in.
jacksonville jaguars - jagged lil pill. out.
tennessee titans - ya the only ten i see. cheezy pick up line. in.
denver broncos - fuckin buckin bronco. out.
kansas city chiefs - i love kansas and i sing carry on my wayward son. in.
oakland raiders - indiano jones ref. vs chokeland raiders. out.
san diego chargers - reminds me of batteries which i need for my toys. in.
dallas cowboys - hot cheerleadahs. save a horse, ride a cowboy. in.
new york giants - a giant aint mini. out.
philadelphia eagles - desperado betta not be their theme song but a great band. in.
washington redskins - itsa wash. out.
chicago bears - da bare bears. in.
detroit lions - detroit rock city. kiss...hell yes. in.
green bay packers - pack ya bags. out.
minnesota vikings - min in it...yes.
atlanta falcons - my gramps use to say oh my lanta, memories. in.
carolina panthers - sweet carolinaaa...rawr. in.
new orleans saints - aww...sainttt plus i really like drew brees. in.
tampa bay buccaneers - sadly i picture tampons and dont need monthly cryin on the field. out.
arizona cardinals - aint in the cards. out.
st. louis rams - hard sex reference. in.
san francisco 49ers - close anuff to 69ers. in.
seattle seahawks - pick sea or sky...cant be a fish and a bird. out.
thats a start! its two in the mornin and im on an awake break. this beats countin sheep to make me sleep. ok...now i dont know if thats a sign i should pick the rams, or avoid em.
NFL...what a Nice Fucken Life.
i listened 2 my lappy hummin while me bummin in bed.
EDIT (SEPTEMBER 8/12): ok...i buckled undah pressure and i went in last nite thinkin id be all cute with my choices. i had a lil help and each time my turn came round, i picked a team NOT on my pro side except my second & fourth one - 50/50 odds. the desire to win took ovah. imma competitive lil fuck.
PATRIOTS - CHARGERS - SEAHHAWKS - COLTS
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