What came to mind was a cucumber.
That's not so weird, is it?
There must be lots of couples who have used a cucumber as a phallus, am I right? =)
In our case we did something which was wonderfully wicked.
Impromptu we used the cucumber as a toy in my pussy.
Then, just an hour later in the kitchen, we sliced that same cucumber up to use in our dinners salad.
Needless to say, we grinned ear to ear at each other and giggled throughout our salad course!
Other fun foods we're all familiar with: chocolate sauce, whipped cream, banana, jams or jellies, berries.......maybe a hot dog or sausage. Corn on the cob, anyone? LOL
Another weird alternative toy story...........
My boyfriend had to work up in L.A. for a few days.
He wanted me to go with him, but I too had to work.
Luckily, I work as a professional webcam entertainer, so as long as I have a high speed internet connection & great lighting I can 'work' from anywhere in the world.
I packed up everything I could think of that I'd need to work from a hotel room.
Oh no!!!! Once I arrived and set up my computer and lights I realized I had forgotten to bring my silicone* toys!
The most phallic thing in the room was an empty wine bottle from the night before.
In a pinch it seemed like a fine thing to use as a toy during a show.
I cracked up when a guest said, "What's the name of that wine, 2 Buck Fuck?" (There is a chain of specialty stores which calls their house wine, 2 Buck Chuck)
I'm not sure I will ever be able to drink any wine without thinking of wine bottle playtime!
*Surgical grade silicone toys, glass or organic foods are the only play things I use because I can't imagine having toxic chemicals up my cooter!