Ok, so my journal's title's lame. It sucks, but it rhymes! I like when stuff rhymes; I'm weird that way. Anyways... I'll think of something better later. Oh wait, can I even change the title of this thing once it's started? We'll just have to see I guess!
Enough imcomprehensible rambling. My name's Natasha, I'm a 24 year-old student from Canada, and this is where I'll be writing about the many sexually-explicit things that go through my mind during the course of my day.
I've recently come to realize that I really need an outlet for all the naughty things that go through my mind, or else I tend to fixate on them and then I start acting weird. Ok, weirder rather. Just this week, I was having trouble sleeping and I saw this ad about this vibrating iPod attachment on the 3 o'clock infomercials (those are the best ones) and I ranted about it all week before it was out of my system. Even talked about it with some poor guy I didn't know on the bus. That'll teach him to ask me for the time ;)
So where was I? Oh yes, I was starting to explain how strange I am. But now I'm bored of explaining about my being weird, so just take my word for it, 'kay?
So to finish my introduction (I sometimes get distracted, but I almost always finish my points sooner or later...), I'm a student in University, I work as a secretary in my spare time, and I live with one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen for a roommate, Noey. I've been sexually active since that summer when I was 15, and have never looked back. I'm bisexual with a strong tendency toward cute guys and always practice safe-sex. My sexual activities vary greatly depending on my mood, but recently I've been feeling very oral and anal (it varies depending how I feel, even I have trouble telling what I want sometimes...)
I originally come from a small town up North, so the city still seems like a big metal jungle to me. Luckily, there is a much bigger selection of eligible sex-t... err, I mean sexual partners (*wink*) to choose from, so I'm pretty happy living here.
People tend to perceive me as a very strange person; to be fair, they're almost certainly right. I'm pretty smart, but I can sometimes say the most inappropriate or inexact thing you've ever heard. I sometimes start sentences and never finish it if something distracts my attention. I'm a math-wiz, but I have trouble calculating my waiter's tip when I eat out. I do theatre, but I almost pee in my pants if a teacher asks me a question in class. I've probably made out with half the new psych-freshmen, but I'll freak out if you step inside my room uninvited.
So, errr, I donno what else to say for my introduction post, so... I guess if you wanna know something else, just ask. That is, if you can make comments in this thing... I should really research these things, eh ;)