You call a friend to pick you up so you can go downtown and get this fixed. Perhaps you forgot to pay a ticket. You take a couple hundred bucks with to undo the damage. When you to the boot department, they run your plates. The clerk behind the counter spouts out an address you’ve never lived at. You insist they have the wrong person. They could not care less and insist on you paying $2000 in cash immediately. You certainly don’t have that kind of cash just lying around, and even if you did, the old car isn’t worth that kind of trouble. You tell them to keep it. You tell your friend they can go home, as you walk around town wondering what to do next.
Innocent or not, the universe has seen fit to fuck you. It rains on the just and unjust alike. What once was yours is now gone. Further more any future car you might purchase will be subject to the same treatment. The next time any plates are run in your name, you’d be in for another world of trouble. What you need is an anonymous vehicle that can never be traced back to you. One that God forbid you could refuse to pay tickets on, you could never lose to a lawsuit. Or you could simply use it to outrun a local nutjob who you cut off in traffic and has written down your plates so they can come visit you at home to give you some face time with sweet lady brick.
That’s when you contact me. This was the story of my latest client. This is one of my specialties.