SO..... one time I was in my usual goth/rock club, one that i've been to many many times! I was wearing black trousers (thin material, metal studs, chains, and a split that ran all the way from ankle to the waist on the inner and outer thigh) and a silver g-string. Black, studded trainers, and an almost completely backless strap-style top.
It was around midnight, so not that late, I was reasonably drunk. The room was dark and the music was loud.
I was chatting with this guy by a table who had this sexy dark beard and hair longer than mine. I also remember his fingers COVERED in rings. I wasn't really doing anything, I really was just chatting with him because I was mesmerised by the amount of metal on his hands and his perfectly straight hair!
I was just in the middle of speaking with him when the next thing I knew my back was in a huge amount of pain. His girlfriend came back from the bathroom and went mental. Rather than just being normal she walked straight up behind me and used her cat like nails to scratch 4 fingers down my back from between my shoulder blades to the bottom of my back.
I had no idea what happened but she had already grabbed my g-string and yanked it up as hard as she could between my cheeks. I don't know how many of you have received a wedgie in a g-string/thong.. but I don't recommend it.
I turned around in panic and she punched me straight in the face. Right in the middle. So I just hit the ground. Nose bleeding. Totally un-sexy. This all happened in about 4 seconds. The next moment, two of my girlfriends were on the girl, scratching and punching at her until the bouncers arrived and chucked everybody in the area out :(
In the street she was giving it all mouth, but i didn't care, I just wanted to leave. The police were already nearby and they split everybody up then actually called me an ambulance to look at my back. She had actually drawn blood in my back and my nose was still bleeding :S
...And despite all that, I've had worse nights out! lol xx