Posted by woodyk39 , Sun Mar 09, 2014 07:49 PM
The idea for this came from some research I was doing on guys cumming in their pants during lap dances. This topic has been posted and commented on in several sections of this forum, as well as other sex forums on the internet. For further information, the interested reader can type in the search string: “lap dance” & cum & pants, into any search engine and find numerous responses.
There is a range of opinions here, as one may expect, but what I found unusual was some of the feedback posted by strippers. This is by no means a scientific analysis, but rather a qualitative perspective which leads to some conclusions on how to better approach this issue for everyone’s benefit.
Starting with feedback from men, and specifically in SF, there seems to be wide general agreement that guys do cum during lap dances quite regularly. Some guys deliberately try to promote the process by wearing loose fitting clothes and grinding with the strippers. Others just take it in stride and let it happen if it does. Some guys don’t like it too much because it is kind of messy and if you have big spot on your pants it can be embarrassing.
On other forums, I found a similar consensus that it is not unusual for guys to cum during a lap dance, and some think it is their customer-given-right to do so! However, there were a number of men who looked down on this practice, and considered guys who deliberately tried to get off as jerks. I guess chivalry is not dead.
For women at SF, there was also a sense of acceptance that this happens and could be considered normal under the circumstances. Some women give their own husbands and BF’s dances and enjoy it if they get off. There was occasional concern noted about not making a mess or getting the strippers wet, and this is understandable.
However, in another forum with specific responses from strippers themselves, there was nearly unanimous (and very vocal) opposition to guys cumming during lapdances! Many did not want any part of this, but accepted it as part of the territory. There were a few anecdotal comments about some strippers trying to make guys cum on purpose, but most did not approve. There was also consensus that the attitudes and situations vary greatly from location to another, along with the local rules and policies on this sort of thing. In some places this is considered an illegal activity, while in others it is tacitly promoted.
In addition, several strippers commented that they could not believe a guy could (or would) cum in his pants just from a lap dance. This comment surprised me very much. It implies they do not have a grasp of the male sexual stimulus response. Let’s face, you are in a “strip club”, as in “strip tease” club, and you wonder why guys get all excited? Then you engage in a full contact body rub on the genital area and wonder how they could lose control? I can understand inexperienced women being surprised about a guy cumming from such stimulation, but women working in this profession should know better. I think there is an educational opportunity here, but that is for another discussion.
Don’t get me wrong, I have a great deal of respect for these women and what they have to deal with on a daily basis. I make no judgment about their line of work nor how they got there. They deal with all kinds of guys coming through the door, and they have to do it with a smile. Some men criticize them for only being out for the money and being superficial. Some of this may be true, but no one is forcing you to visit one of these establishments, nor to get a dance. If you decide to go, that is your decision and you need to accept the terms of the situation.
For me, I think I have been to these clubs maybe half a dozen times in my life. They are not places I would frequent. I have never had a lapdance. During my bachelor party, I think I got what was called an “air dance”, where the stripper twerks you without actually touching. (Miley Cyrus style!) It was kind of a waste. There was nothing I hadn’t seen many times before.
Also, every club is a bit different and it’s never clear what’s allowed and what’s not. That makes it very awkward. Do the wrong thing and you will literally get tossed out on your ass! I’ve heard there are some clubs in San Fran that really promote full contact and let guys cum as they please. I think these are in the minority. If I had a lap dance, I think it would depend on the circumstance and the girl as to whether I popped off in my pants. I can envision some circumstances where it definitely would.
Why all the concern about guys cumming in their pants? There are two main issues:
- Strippers don’t like getting jizz on them. This is perfectly understandable, and it is unfortunate some guys make this worse by deliberately not wearing underwear and wearing thin outer wear to maximize the sensation. This is asking for trouble. My feeling, what cums in your pants stays in your pants!
- We guys cum, they lose interest (strange how that happens) and will typically leave the club, if for no other reason than to clean up. This means they won’t buy extra dances or drinks and the club and strippers lose money. It’s the money thing again.
I wonder, if the guys didn’t have to worry about the mess in their pants if they would hang around for a second go. I saw a post awhile back on a Yahoo group site where a guy recounted his tale at a San Francisco club. He came twice in his pants and would have gone for three, but he was out of money!
So the crux of the issue is that a guy cumming in his pants at a strip club can create a messy situation both for himself and the stripper and will likely result in his rushing out and not participating further. (I once witnessed a situation like this at a club where this stripper was going from guy to guy and giving quick lap rubs. One guy she got off of suddenly got up and left the club quickly. Gee, I wonder why?)
I believe there is an answer to these problems and a potentially large business opportunity.
The answer: Wear Depends®! (See the pun with the title of the blog . . .) This could be a great chance for the Depends people to open their product to an entirely new demographic. Clearly, they would need to redesign this product for younger audience with a slimmer design. They would need a lower liquid load capacity so they could make these thinner and less obvious when worn under clothes. They could be promoted with slogan “These aren’t your grandpa’s Depends”. Saturday Night Live could do mock commercials with Justin Timberlake to further promote this product to a hip young generation. I am sure it would be a big hit!
Depends are also used by astronauts in space. (When you’re fixing a solar panel on the space station, there isn’t a nearby porta-potty on the job site.) You could envision having an astronaut endorse this product in a commercial: If they helped get by in space, now they can help you get off in the club!
Well, as I mentioned in the first line, great ideas have often already been invented. The same is true here. There is a product on the market call “Liquid Lapdance” created by a company in Las Vegas, www.liquidlapdance.com. (Go figure!) It’s basically disposable underwear with a built-in rubbery liner that encloses the penis and traps any emissions. They are designed to be used with a lubricant to assure smooth operation during a lapdance. They claim they could be used for several orgasms during a night out. This would solve both problems of semen seeping through clothing and guys feeling they had to rush out to clean. It’s a win-win, I guess.