Sometimes people ask me how I have enough time in the day to spend two hours masturbating. I want to know how they don't find the time. There's always time to masturbate. Always. Especially when you consider that most human beings can finish a quickie in a matter of minutes. They always say, “I'm busy with my job and with this and that activity.” Excuses, excuses. If you really wanted to do it, you'd do it, which is why I do it several times a day, regardless of the engagements I have to plan it around.