The Swingers' Halloween Masquerade Ball is the best of the swingers'
social dances because the average person will do things that they
never dream they would ever do once they are in costume,once they
have a mask concealing their true identity,and once they have consumed
a couple glasses of wine.
You would be surprised what a vixen that second grade teacher from
Boston is when she is dressed as Snow White.Suddenly, she is in a
circle jerk with seven men and they are not dwarfs. You did not know
that Samantha fantasized every day for months about servicing several
men at once.
Now,surrounded by men with their hard cocks out and at the ready,
this is her fantasy come true and she is insatiable in her desire to get
each one of them off with a hand job and/or a blow job. She wants to
see their desire for her on their faces and in their eyes.She wants to
see them cum.She wants to control their lust with her body.She wants
them to cum in her mouth.
"You have a nice cock,she said stroking him to hardness."It is so
big.I can't wait to suck it,"she said,looking up at the man standing
in front of her with his pants down around his ankles,while jerking
off the man next to him.The other five men watched and eagerly
waited their turn with Snow White.
"Hi ho,hi ho,we will cum with Snow,hi ho,hi ho,hi ho,hi ho,hi ho,hi
Soon she will return home with the memory of this evening until the
next dance when she will come as herself and not in costume.Perhaps,
then,she will not be as sexually adventurous, outrageous,and true to
her fantasy,that is,until she is in the privacy of her hotel room.
"Hi ho,hi ho,we will cum with Snow,'cause there is no one here to
know,hi ho,hi ho."
You would be surprised to know that the woman who is licking the
pussy of that buxom blonde is your sweet librarian,Mary, from your
home town.She is dressed as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.
"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" The blonde asked her.
"Oh,I'm not a witch at all! I'm Dorothy,from Kansas,"said Mary.
Yeah,we bet you are...Mary,the librarian.
"Well,close your eyes,Dorothy,"said the blonde,and tap your ruby
shoes together three times, and think to yourself that there's no
place like home,there's no place like home,there's no place like
home cause I am about to cum and we are both going home to
You did not know that Mary was bi-sexual.You did not know that
she had the hots for blondie all night while watching her sitting there
sipping her wine dressed as Marilyn Monroe with her husband wearing
Joe DiMaggio's old baseball uniform.You did not know that after they
go at one another for an hour or so that she and her husband,the Tin
Man,will retire to blondie's room where they and their respective
husbands will have a wild foursome and we are not talking about
golf or bridge but sex.
That sexy Milk Maiden kneeling in the corner giving that man dressed
as a Hells Angel biker a blow job is really your sweet and personable
school crossing guard,Kathy. Yeah,picture her in her orange crossing
vest,police cap,whistle, and holding a big stop sign instead of her
wearing those knee socks,short skirt,low cut top,and with those long,
Or in the case of the Hells Angel dude,do you want to be milked?
She is here alone tonight.Her husband,home alone watching the
football game while drinking beer and falling fast asleep in his
recliner,thinks that she is at a Tupperware party.
"Good night,Honey. Don't wait up for me.You know me with
"Okay,Doll,I'm just going to watch a little football before I do all
those little things you have been nagging me about for the past
five years like fixing the light socket."
You would be surprised if I told you that Kathy will do this,giving a
blow job to several men before the evening is over and before she
must return to her husband and to her uneventful and unfulfilling life
as a bored housewife and school crossing guard,that is,until the
next swingers' dance at New Year's Eve when she is invited to,
yet,another Tupperware party.
There in the corner dressed as Sonny and Cher is Kevin and
Julie.Oh,you remember them.They are at church every Sunday.
She conducts Bible study class and he collects money for the
"And the beat goes on...I got you,Babe."
You would not have recognized them had I not pointed them out
and you would have walked by them.I bet you did not know that
they were swingers.I bet you did not know that Julie loves having
another man,a much younger man,join them during their most
intimate of moments.I bet you never would have guess that Julie
is a screamer when she cums and that Kevin loves seeing his
wife tied up to the bed posts and blind-folded while watching a
young man ravish her sexy, naked body.
Here you are at your first swingers dance and it is the best dance
of the year.It's exciting,isn't it? How do you like it so far? Are you
having fun? This is the Swingers' Halloween Masquerade Ball. Go
ahead and look around the huge room and admire the creative and
erotic costumes of the swingers.Do you see him? There on the
dance floor is your mechanic from the Shell Station dressed as
a pirate,the perfect outfit for him remembering how much he
gouged you the last time he fixed your car.
What about him? There in the middle of the floor is the real estate
agent you commissioned to buy your home wearing the costume
of a bank robber,another appropriate outfit remembering how much
you overpaid for that new house.
"Stick 'em up!"
Look,next to him is the lawyer who helped your son when he was
arrested for drunk driving, wearing a judge's costume.
"Here cums the judge! Here cums the judge!"
Oh,and there is the emergency room nurse,the one who patched
up your son after his accident, wearing of all things,a nurse's
"Nurse,there's something wrong with my penis.
Can you blow on it and make it bigger?"
People like you,swingers, and you never would have guessed had
you not seen them here with your own eyes.Yet,relax. Don't worry.
Even if they recognize you dressed as Papa Smurf covered from
head to toe in blue food coloring and your wife dressed as Betty
from the Flintstones, you are safe with their secret,too.So, go
ahead,enjoy yourself.Get down,get hot,and get sexual because
you are among friends,very, very close friends.
The Swingers'Halloween Masquerade Ball is the dance that draws
the most couples.Last year, 300 couples attended,and 50 single
men and 100 single women were allowed to participate. Preferably,
the activity is geared for couples but there are some who are looking
for a third person for a threesome.Too many single men in
attendance are discouraged, as they tend to get out of hand after
having a few drinks and the organizers first priority is to maintain
the safety of their guests.
A requirement of the city and enforced by the hotel,there is a cop
at the door and plenty of extra hotel security on duty,so that
partygoers do not get too rowdy.It is held at a hotel,after all,and
the hotel's management does not want naked people fornicating
in the public areas,lobbies, corridors, restrooms,and the stairwells
of the hotel.Further, swingers are requested that they cover their
scantily clad costumed bodies with a coat while walking to and
from the function.The hotel does not want their open sexuality
imposed on the other patrons of the hotel,who do not share their
opinions about sex.
The Swingers'Halloween Masquerade Ball is a fun way to relax
and spend an erotic evening.The donation at the door is $75 a
couple,$60 for single men,and single women are admitted free,
for obvious reasons.There are a couple of bars at either end of
the large function room that serve wine,beer,and mixed drinks
with a huge buffet table that serves cold and hot food.The food
is included in your admission price and the prices of the drinks
are very reasonable.Generall y,men attending a swingers' dance
do not drink as much as they would if they were attending a
sporting event,again for obvious reasons.They do not want the
alcohol to interfere with their performance later in the evening.
They do not want to be embarrassed and shunned should they
appear,be recognized,and remembered at the next social event.
"Oh,don't go with Joe.He drinks too much and can't maintain an
Some couples attend just to watch and join in the fun of a
masquerade ball but chose not to participate in any of the
swinging parties that happen after the dance.Some couples
attend just to get inspired for their own sexual adventure in
the privacy of their hotel room later.They get to dress up in
costume and let their hair down without fear of someone
casting judgment on them because they are dressed too
sexy. This yearly event had been happening a dozen years
Her name was Tina but they called her T because that was the
reaction that men had when they saw her for the first time,Gee,
she's beautiful.Gee, she's so hot.Gee,did you see her?"
Stuck in a 20-year marriage,T was bored and wanted more.With
the inattentiveness and verbal abuse of her husband,he had
brainwashed her into thinking that she was unattractive and
that no one else would want her but him.She did not know
that she was beautiful.She did not know that she was hot.
She did not know that she was desired by men and by women.
She longed for attention,affection ,romance, and love.She felt
trapped.She was miserably unhappy and sexually unfulfilled
as a wife and as a woman.She and her husband no longer
had sex because he was getting it elsewhere.
"How nice-to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
"Kurt Vonnegut,Slaughterh ouse-Five. The soap operas burned
a desire in her that burnt like an eternal flame,a guiding light;
so to speak of what else was out there and,certainly, there
was another world.She tired of watching the days of her life
drift away so much like sand falling through an hour glass.
She was still young and definitely restless.With only one
life to live,she wanted to live it as one of the bold and beautiful.
So much like a character on one of her soap operas on day
time television,she wanted to be romanced,lusted after,wanted,
and loved.Her life filled with a man who ignored her was a stark
contrast to the lives of those who lived in her television set
between 1pm to 4pm every weekday.As her little world turned
to the edge of night, she could not wait to search for tomorrow
to find out what happens to her favorite characters on General
Hospital and to see if they finally come together with the men
they secretly love.
Then,with the advent of the Internet,the promise of a more
exciting life was there hiding in her monitor before her and
was waiting for her to take a step forward and grab hold of it.
Suddenly, there before her eyes were real people and not
actors.Further, she could actually write to these people and
they would respond.Moreover, many of these people wanted
the same things that she yearned to have, romance,sex, and
love.It was not like the life that existed only in the soap operas;
this was more of a three dimensional, interactive life.This was
something tangible that she could actually participate in and
make her own.This was real and this was her opportunity for
happiness and fulfillment.
She emerged like a tulip in the Spring.Much like Jay McInerney's
character,Michael, in Bright Lights,Big city,who discovers that there
is life without his supermodel wife,Amanda, she was suddenly
awakened by the aroma of freshly baked bread.Yes,tulips and
bread are the best analogies to describe an image of her,
something new and something familiar combined in the makeup
of her persona.Suddenly, she is alive again after being forsaken,
dead,buried, and forgotten in a 20-year failed marriage.
T started writing to men on line.It was all so innocent conversation,
at first,that past her time and made her life not only more tolerable
but,also,more interesting. All the men,a dozen or so were scattered
throughout the United States.Some sent her photos of themselves,
some were nice and others obscene.All were lonely like her.T sent
them one of her,a photo of a pretty girl in a plain dress."Gee,you
are pretty,they all wrote back."Weeks turned into months and T
became more risqué.She started responding to the new men who
answered her with semi-nude and nude photos of herself. An
adventure with a web cam followed.T was hooked.
Her life with her husband was now a postscript that she mentioned
when someone asked if she was married,single or divorced.Suddenly,
T started telling everyone that she was divorced because the gap in
their relationship was now too wide to bridge with any pretense of
reconciliation. Her husband was already gone from her mind replaced
with Tom from Connecticut, Gary from Rhode Island,Steve from New
Hampshire,Jim from Maine,and Freddie.
She didn't know where Freddie was from.Although she asked,he did
not tell her.He did not tell her much of anything that was personal to
him or about him but oh,how she loved receiving his hot e-mails.He
wrote her such passionate e-mails filled with humor that she wondered
if he was real.She wondered if she would ever meet him.She wondered
how different and how better her life would be with Freddie instead of
with her husband,who no longer loved her.
Then,she saw it,his latest e-mail hidden among all the others but
standing out like a beacon was the only one that she saw and the one
that she opened.It was an invitation to the annual Swingers' Halloween
Masquerade Ball.He's a swinger.She didn't know how she felt about
that. He's been with other women.How many other women? Does
he think of me as just another one of those women?
She responded to his e-mail asking him question after question.What
do they do? Who attends? What should I wear? I am so nervous.Really,
no means no and,if I do not want to do anything,I just have to say,"No."
He sent her his photo and he was a dreamboat,tall and handsome.Now,
she understood why he did not reveal his identity to her,he lived the next
city over from her; all this time with all these dreams and he was living
in the next city over from where she lived in misery with her husband.
Oh,how cruel life is sometimes.
They met for lunch at a Chinese food restaurant and hit it off so well
that she accompanied him home to his house where they had hot sex,
sex that she had not had in years.If there was love at first sight,then
she was in love with this man.Yet,he was intent of having her escort
him to the Swingers' Halloween Masquerade Ball and she questioned
how he could love her and share her sexually with another.Yet, he did
"A purpose of human life,no matter who is controlling it,is to love
whoever is around to be loved. "Kurt Vonnegut,Siren of Titan.
She was a married woman after all and already she was cheating on
her husband with this man she had just met on the Internet and now
he wanted to introduce her to the swinging lifestyle. Suddenly,her
life as a bored and unsatisfied housewife had gone full circle with a
dozen men who wanted to experience the pleasure of her sexual
She dressed as a wood nymph fairy with green glitter wings and
he dressed as the boxer that he once was.They made a handsome
couple and were both in demand by the other attendees at the
dance.Couples came over to their table and introduced themselves.
Men asked T to dance and women asked Freddie to dance.They
had a wonderful time at the Swingers' Halloween Masquerade Ball.
Only,Freddie and T were not to be.He was her conduit to freedom.
He was her escape. He made it all possible for her to consider the
possibilities and to believe that she was no longer stuck,"Tweet,
tweet...and so it goes."Kurt Vonnegut,Slaughterh ouse-Five.
Better to love someone than not to be loved and to feel love.
She had gone so long feeling nothing and feeling empty that this
Swingers'Halloween Masquerade Ball had opened her up and
made her live her life, again.Her green glitter wings were symbolic