I went for my normal morning run. It was nice. The weather was comfortable, no rain, not sunny yet, basically a good run.
Then I got home and wanted to make a cup of coffee. I put one of those little K-cup things in the coffeemaker and pressed ‘Brew’ (don’t get me started on Keurig’s terrible labeling). My really over priced coffeemaker decided this was the day to only give me half a cup of coffee. It looked like ink.
I dumped out the ink, rinsed my cup and decided to take another shot at making coffee. I put the K-cup in the little thingy, put my cup under it and pressed the ‘Brew’ button. My ‘overly priced Keurig’ coffeemaker again only gave me half a cup (yes the cup size was on the largest cup).
I was determined to have a cup of coffee and waited a few minutes for the coffee maker to heat the water. This time I chose the smallest size brew and used the same K-cup.
I pressed ‘Brew’ and watched as my ‘overly priced Keurig’ coffeemaker made too much coffee and overflowed my cup onto the counter, cabinets, and floor.
Thank you Keurig.
I poured out my coffee and will be throwing that piece of ‘overly priced’ trash away.
I then walked into the shower and turned on the shower. This part is pretty normal. I brushed out my hair and waited a few minutes for the water to turn warm. When I stepped into the shower I noticed that for some reason my shower head was not pointing in that ‘perfect’ spot on my back(you know what I’m talking about, the water has to hit you in just right location).
Well, I turned around to face my shower head. It’s a simple little adjustment. I’ve done it a thousand times (my husband is 6′5″ so his shower head perfect spot is not the same as mine so we have a little shower head sweet spot battle). I started to move the shower head and there was this loud pop and the shower head went from being 2 feet away to hitting me square in the face in what I can only imagine was a 10th of a second. At the same time a jet of water that can only be described as the full force of a fire hose (yeah, it’s an exaggeration, I know) hit me in my face.
Let me interrupt this post for a Safety Warning. When you’re wet and standing on tile do not move quickly. You may fall and hurt yourself.
Okay, I’m back. I, with all the grace and precision of movement that I could muster, moved away only to fall right on my cute little ass. The impact wasn’t going to be terrible, I mean my cute little ass will only have to drop 3 feet before impacting the tile. But(you like how I did that, cute little ass followed by a but), when I impacted the tile I landed on some piece of metal from the shower head.
Once I recovered from the torrent of water in the face ( I swear Michael was that same volume that one time he … by accident) I turned on the other shower(we have two shower heads) avoiding the water and shower head in the face trick. I showered and was drying off only to see blood on my towel. When I looked at my cute little ass in the mirror there was blood running down my cheek and onto my leg.
I have a big red spot on my chin/mouth/nose, an inch long cut on my butt, no coffee, a big bump under panties where I put gauze and tape, but I had a wonderful run this morning.
At least something went right.
Now, I will venture out into the garage and get in my car. I have 30, or so, minutes to make it to my first appointment of the day. Just in case my car doesn’t start there is a second car in the garage and my appointment is only about 10 minutes away.
What could possible go wrong?
Have a wonderful day,
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