SO... Being a guy is tough as all men know , not to say tougher then women.... (I know I cant push a watermellon out me , so squealch it ladies). None the less Im only 25 today I woke up to my neck so outta line.... like pinched nerve and aching sholder from doing my job. Im in the army, i mean , I do some baddass shit but, if I had a set of boobs and a vertical taco, Id be in the army suckin up ac all day in an office gettin hitt on..... Ask me Ill take the bumps bruises and the like. the golory is worth it cuz when i get home from this deployment im gunna use it fellas! Every scar ache limp bump cut and tiny mark is a sign to the ladies guys, HEY STOP WATCHIN PORN AND PAY ATTENTION THIS IS CRITICAL... .... less u already got this, but ladies some times like to hear how u got ur ass handed to u by a tree or car wreck. Me personally my favriote story is the one where i chased a guy for 2-3 miles in "full battle rattle" (aka 60 pounds of armor and rounds) brought him back to the truck slugged him making my right hand swell (guy had an iron jaw) and in the end when we turned him over to the iraqi cops they shot the fucker!
(part I leave out to the ladies is , I was pissed not cuz he was killed but, that I coulda shot him instead of ran 2 fucking miles to catch him steppin in cow shit and playing spider man on mudd huts)
Any ways! ladies dig it! cuts brusies and the like prove u work or did somthin! laides like doer's! so get off ur ass quit readin my garbage and do somthin cuz in awhile Ill be home soon and ur lady might look at me and Ill show her where i was stabbed before she might wanna closer look if u know what I mean!
SO OFF UR ASS U SACK OF SHIT! AND ASK UR SELF WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TODAY THAT WAS BADASS!
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