I'm your typical garden variety American male and like all males I possess a penis. Porn has warped male's perception of what a normal size dick should be. Me and every man on the planet, even the ones who have dicks 12 inches long have looked at their penis at one time or another and said to themselves, "Yeah, I could use another inch".
We have to change our perception. Lets take the measuring tape away from our cocks for a bit and lets take measurements of the Vagina.
Doctors say the inside of the Vagina (Unaroused) is 3-4 inches deep to the neck of the Cervix. During sexual arousal the inside of the Vagina can elongate 5-7 inches maximum.
Now here is where a cool coincidence comes into play. The Kinsey Institute ( http://www.kinseyins...ources/FAQ.html ) says the Average Erect Penis is what?..... 5-7 inches long. This information gave me an epiphany...I am the PERFECT man for the job and every average size dude is as well. We fucking fit perfectly, like a glove if you will. We cause no discomfort, we can slide it all in, we can keep it up longer most of the time and blowjobs are better because we're easier to manage. Fuck yeah, you know what I'm cool with the term Average when it comes to my penis now because it means I'm actually Perfect according to natures design.
Well average guys of the world how does it feel to be perfect? P.S. My penis will be classified as "Standard Size" from this day forth and not "average".
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