Also came to the realization that Punxsutawney Phil is a lying sack of shit of a groundhog. "Early winter!" he said. "Didn't see his shadow!" they said. WELL, that's probably because the sun was blocked out by the GIANT GOD DAMNED STORM CLOUDS coming our way. Thanks for nothing, Phil. The Caddyshack gopher will always be better than you and I'm glad your species has a short life span.
He's called "Punx"sutawney Phil because he punked us all, that smug little bastard.