I thought id turn it on from that upright position, to see if everything workedright, using my foot to hit on switch. It turned on, pulling those strings intothe beater bar - ALONG WITH MY PENIS!!...It started to really hurt at this point,lost my balance, couldn’t reach the switch...turning pale now, i remembered italked to my neighbor last so redial her was the plan, I told her "comefast im hurt".
As she was trying to untangle me, she told me to undo my pants, I told her Ihad no underwear on, but she is a nurse so it wasn’t a concern for her - offthey came.
Just as i was about to sit down on chair before i passed out, in the door comesmy girlfriend, hears only her voice, and sees me sitting naked on edge ofchair!!Needless to say to this day she doesn’t believe me..
This is true. God i wish it wasn’t