For some strange reason, a thought popped into my head this morning. Many years ago, I was working as a stockboy in a local store. An older woman (she was probably late-30's/early 40's, but when you are 18, anyone over 25 is old) that I worked with, asked me to follow her home to help her unload some heavy boxes from her car. We went to her house, I unloaded her station wagon for her (yes, the boxes were heavy), and she invited me in for lunch. She made me a sandwich, we probably chatted about nothing, most likely work, then I left.
This was long before MILF and cougar had entered my vocabulary, so I am wondering what I missed out on. Ladies, let this be a lesson... idiot young guys need a more direct approach.