i live in a very small town, i grew up here and move awayuntil my recent divorce. Now granted its not a bad town but its the kinda town if you poot, the other end of town knows before the air clears. There is a lot of drama that i try to stay away from but if you want to go out and return home (not-alone) you are going to make someone mad. I found a way to defeat this, i looked and looked at dating sites and ads but to no avail. Here is the simple formula to have fun with someone and not get you or them in trouble. 99% of people already know this; goto a grocery store the next town or 2 over. Silly right, well i agree but after living in austin and picking up girls on 6th and using the car for a 'quick drunk bump' then never seeing them again kinda got to me. omg a guy with a concience.....yep i would rather have a friend than a hit and run. ok now the good stuff. My tounge is exceptionally long and was trained by professionals, my first long term relationship at 20-26 i was happy to learn as long as i was eating off a CLEAN PLATE. When i would get home from work she would tell me guess what? Well i am a guy my guesses are never right. we came to the agreement just say you have a clean plate hun. Oh and when she moaned and arched that back as i drove my tounge inside her i think i got off maybe more than she did. It is in my nature to help others; that is where i get satisfaction. Who knew just licking and sucking on a beautiful woman would be that awsome. Years latter i married a different female that was uniquely shaped, and was brought to the 'O' after about 45 min. yes i said 45 min....i sustained this torture to my jaw because of the reaction was incrediable. After my divorce in the small town at a friends house i was left alone with my friends daughter....no no she was 25...she had a tight dress that was real short and no panties. I know cuz i was sitting on the floor. oops she saw me look and said dont be looking if you aint going be playing. i smiled real big and crept up between her dark legs, as i put my face in her lap i heard i was kidding. to late i had to i love to put my face on the place. as my tounge came out gently and softly i moved it up and down her inner thigh. and grabbed her legs as she submitted spreading them apart. i stuck my tounge out for her to see what was about to be thrus into her. long story short.......she called my tounge a golden ticket....3 weeks later she told her dad as i was helping him. he just laughed.