A concept i don't think i will ever truly understand but hey! everyone has their own cup of tea!
Now don't get me wrong, i've had some amazing anal. I just don't much care for it, The set up to it, or the way i feel after.
HOWEVER, I'm an equal opportunity sexual partner. If you want to try it, or its your favorite, then fine lets do it... on condition. THAT condition is, if you play with mine, i WILL play with yours.
As i dont like anal, and most men refuse to let theirs be touched, this has always worked out wonderfully for me!
Until recently. My roommate has ventured out in his sexual prowess. He now likes to play with it when hes going down on me. The first day he did it i was like "eh, its the first time hes ever done it and he knows how i feel about it, but ill let him get away with it for now" TURNS OUT that was a bad idea. The next time we slept together he did it again. So, i respectfully pulled away and reminded him that there are rules about that. SO when we most recently slept together and he started i immediately started thinking "alright fuck this he was warned how am i gonna situate myself so he can see how uncomfortable this is.... DIDNT HAVE TO MOVE!
HE POSITIONED HIMSELF in a way that allowed me to give him a blow job and play with pressure around his anus. (lets be real, i aint puttin NOTHIN in there) AND HE LOVED IT he even stopped midway to tell me how fucking good it felt.
WELL DAMMIT YOU ASSHOLE.
I did that so you would LEAVE MINE ALONE!!!! Fail. All sorts of fail. NOW i have to figure out a way to politely tell him this is never going to happen again. UGH.