So, here I am, writing my very first blog; and what do I have to blog about? Well, very little actually. In fact this isn't so much a blog, more of a blab. Or a blag.
Please let me introduce myself
My name is [insert amusing psuedonym here], but for today please call me SecretNude, or SN once we've become friends. I live in a cave in Wales, which has remarkably good wifi access. Who'd have thunk it. For those of you who may not know where Wales is look it up on a map. It's West of England, and no, it's not in Australia. Those Aussies WISH they were real Welsh, not just New South Welsh. Fnar fnar.
I'm often quite horny, or at least my little chap is prone to sudden outbursts or random randyness, hence why I signed up to this here forum thing. it seems that there are a lot of like-minded people out there - and some hotties too, which makes it a whole lot easier.
I have, in the past, had online ladyfriends; ladyfriends who have shared in intimate and comical flirtiness. I have enjoyed their company as much as they have joined mine, but they have, alas, all moved on to pastures new. So now I find myself ladyfriendless (although married - but that's another story!) and my little chap is once again feeling unloved and uncared for. Bless his little cotton socks.
So I am here to make friends, perhaps become pals, or even gain a number of chums with which I can laugh and share happy moments! I also like to show off my artwork (read: artistic self nudes!) for peoples viewing pleasure. I will also pop my head into the chatroom occasionally and produce banter with whomsoever is 'up for it'.
Time to sign off
So, I dare say we shall see one another around this here place, and I look forward to it most eagerly! I bid you a most pleasant evening, and adieu!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.