We went shopping tonight b/c she wanted to find a dress for my companies Christmas Party tomorrow night. So, she and I picked out some dresses and I waited outside the dressing room for her. Before we even got to the store I told her I would like her to wear something very sexy and colorful. She always is wearing these freakin earth tones or blacks. I am so tired of these crappy colors, so we picked out some purple, red, black,grey and brown ones and guess which one she picked the crappy brown one. She knew right away I didn't like it, I hate her dreary color scheme of late. Come on add some color for Pete's sake. All the others would just not do, this one was to tight or too bunchy or I don't like the sleeves. What is wrong with her? Which all this lead me to get so pissed off I had to leave. I walked around for awhile with the boys as she shopped to come back around and she had another freaking ugly ass black dress. Really! So we left, dress-less. Then we got into a spat about it at home and I was going to put my foot in my mouth about her ugly ass clothes but I restrained myself. It is not that they style is bad or not flattering it is just the worn out color scheme. I simply but not politically correctly stated that I was just very disappointed in the fact that she would not consider the other dresses. Which lead into another round of non-agreeable terms. But when she went to bed and I stayed up with the boys, I did get a Good Night kiss! All is not lost- Just won't go freakin shopping with her again for awhile.
Why is it so damn hard for women to shop? She was spurting out about how it is so hard to shop as a women b/c you have to this or that and know what is in or out, blah, blah, blah. She was like have you ever had to learn how to dress? No, I have not b/c I like what I like and I go buy it. Not shop for hours, just go and buy. Don't give a shit about what is in or out, Just buy! Hell, I have clothes that are 15yrs old and still wear them, why b/c I like them.
Funny thing I stumble across the other day. It was a sign hanging on a wall of an old guys garage and it read "Of all my relations I like sex the best!" I thought this was so funny I laughed for several minutes. I took a picture of it and will try and post it in my gallery.
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