These people are able to close their eyes and if they believe hard enough they can have magical things happen to them. No, I know what you’re thinking, but it is true. They have a book and in the book it says they only need to ask, so it must be true.
They get signs…on pieces of toast and in the dirt on their windows, a face, of a hippy…I know you may not believe it, but it is true, these signs are called miracles. The fella that sends these miracles can do anything…oh apart from, er, make limbs grow back…so if you’re an amputee, sorry your shit out of luck…scchhhh…weeroooww…sscchhhheee…tune in again sometime soon to this station…weawwwoowshhh … click … aarrrweeeeaww shhhhchhewwaawoooo.