take my spouse , please
Posted Thu Apr 12, 2007 08:31 AM
for trade, 36 yr old female. slightly used. has two children. loves to work, hates to cleanhouse. loves to buy things. never throws anything away. great sense of wit, no sense of humor. bathes once a week or less. craves sex once a week or less. loves to receive oral to completion no matter how long you take. does not like giving oral to completion. loves to watch you jerk off. hates to masturbate. wants sex in only one position, missionary. loves to be wined and dined. appreciates a man who can cook. loves to garden and loves nature.
will trade for a good 4 season tent with a stove heater ring, -40 degree F below sleeping bag, and small tent stove. not interested in trading for another woman. i'm done with them. the one i have has turned me against sex and relationships.
Posted Thu Apr 12, 2007 03:44 PM
Posted Thu Apr 12, 2007 03:52 PM
hahaha like shes a lawn mower or something.
Posted Thu Apr 12, 2007 07:30 PM
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Posted Sat Apr 21, 2007 09:19 PM
i highly doubt u like this woman and besides that u enjoy sex and love giving head (as u have stated)............
dude, i really dont care if ur joking or being serious but think of this, if ur 'dumb' enough to marry her and have kids with her then ur 'dumb' enough to put up with her shit......
Posted Sat Apr 21, 2007 09:41 PM
Posted Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:05 PM