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It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
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Posted 13 May 2007 - 08:24 PM
LOL just picked myself up back onto my chair LOL
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The Joker: Let's turn the clocks back. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?
HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT
Happy birthday to you ,
Happy birthday to you ,
Your avatar belongs in the assylum ,
And probbly so do you ! LoL-Q
would you ever say "stop if you love me stop" "not in a thousand years"
Joy is love sing to me the while he held my heart in his hands my lady lay asleep wrapped in a veil. he walketh then trembling and obedient she ate that burning heart out of his hands weeping i saw him then depart from me
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