Funny things said during sex/foreplay?
Posted Fri Apr 27, 2007 01:48 AM
I guess I will start off with two of my experiences.
1) I was fingering a girl and she asked me "I am loose, aren't I?" What am I supposed to say to that? I mean, if she is asking it, obviously there is some truth in the question. Yeah, she was loose.
2) The first time a girl ever touched my penis she reached her hand into my pants and grabbed a hold of it and said "Oh my god, you have to be kidding me." I was terribly embarrassed until I realized she meant it in a good way.
Now don't be shy, lets hear your stories!
Posted Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:54 AM
Posted Sat Apr 28, 2007 01:16 AM
She burst into laughter and (needless to say) me and the kitchen floor were suddenly covered...
Posted Sat Apr 28, 2007 01:33 AM
Posted Sat Apr 28, 2007 06:17 AM
What a dumbassed fool!... or numbassed, but whatever!?!
Posted Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:13 PM