Partner: *stands in a submissive stance* hello master
You: Sorry, Master is my father. You can call me Jerry
Partner: I want to fuck you master please daddy let me fuck you
You: Wait a minute. I don't have any children...
Partner: I masturbate until you can't take it any longer. You join me on teh floor and take me hard. You shove your rock hard cock into me and send me into a loud orgasm
You: Is this a fantasy of yours?... because I still have my clothes on. And I think I would know if I were fucking you. Not sure if I know if I were sending you into a loud orgasm though.... those can be faked pretty well.
Partner: Take me. I'm so fucking horny, I want your hot dick in my slutty cunt.
You: Where am I taking you? Its 12:24am I'm not sure there's anything open around here.
Partner: *hot cum in my pussy, you lick my clit, and I moan. You then get you mouth around my pussy, and suck it, stickking your tounge up there as well. I'm all wet, and you finger me*
You: Why are you not answering any of my questions?
Partner: Please master I am your slave you can do anything you want to me
You: I told you, call me Jeff. And anyways slavery was abolished. Didn't you take U.S. History in High School?...
Partner: Please stop raping me before I call the police
You: I'm sitting in a chair typing... not raping. I'm going to save this conversation for legal issues.
Partner: Bye I have to go and find someone to stick their dick in my pussy
You: Ok, have fun. Oh and WEAR PROTECTION!
Partner: When I do cheerleading, guys finger me when they lift me cause I don't wear panties under my skirt
You: Wait I thought you were leaving.... and how old are you again?
Partner: Oh baby. I'm an 18 year old schoolgirl slut and I love pussy as well as cock
You: Well at least you're legal. But I'm still not sure about the whole school girl thing. I like the older and more mature ladies.Partner: I love it when you
push yourself deep and hard into me. I'm so fucking wet at the thought of it yah? Give it to me,
You: How old are you now?
Partner: Would you fuck me even though I'm 18 years old?
You: Ok just checking to see if you would change your answer.
Partner: I would love for my soft hands to be stroking you... but for now they're stroking me
You: When's your birth date?
Partner: *giggles and takes off shirt* would you like to play with my boobs?
You: You didn't answer my question! When's your birth date?
Partner: I wanna give you oral then finga me then do me, then make my pussy all wet, and I hope you will play with my clit
You: I'm guessing you didn't go to high school. Your grammar is horrible and "finga" isn't a word.
Partner: I want you to fuck me and lick my hot wet pussy until I moan with pleasure
You: Ok one more time... How old are you again?
Partner: You are really chatting with an 18 year old hottie who wants to be fucked
You: Well at least you're consistent in that respect. I give you kudos for that.
Partner: I want at least 4 guys to fuck me in a big gangbang. You up for it?
You: I think that's my clue to leave... seeing as you only have four orifices and I don't like to share. So bye bye.
Partner: You want me to shave my pussy first?
You: You can do whatever you want... I'm leaving. Goodbye
This post has been edited by BreakTime: Tue Nov 08, 2011 04:46 AM