Shit guys say to LivingDeadGirl you can't make this stuff up...
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 05:56 PM
they're just too good NOT to share
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 06:14 PM
lmao, way too funny
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 06:17 PM
:lol:
:D:Dthat was highly entertaining. please continue with this thread in your future chats. You're brilliant.
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 06:25 PM
lol:D That's some funny stuff!
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 06:25 PM
i like your sense of humor, it must be hard for a pretty girl, having all these animals drool all over you. poor thing. 
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 06:32 PM
You really need to post more of these!
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 06:51 PM
Why beat around the bush (pussy) get down to it straight away. What about and opening line, Wanna fuck? Can't beat that. Oh BTW do you wanna fuck or just talk?
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 07:04 PM
ROTFLMAO... I have also had the pleasure of chatting with two of them... I like your responses much more than my own... I hope you post more!
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 07:32 PM
well i could probably carry on a decent convo with you, but now i'm scared that you'll post it if it ends up a failure
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 07:49 PM
Funnayest thing i've read in a month. Thanks LDG!! 
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 08:01 PM
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 08:32 PM
funny. I never thought of doing that
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 08:35 PM
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 08:39 PM
Solid read. How often are you compared to lady gaga?
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 09:16 PM
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i like your sense of humor, it must be hard for a pretty girl, having all these animals drool all over you. poor thing.
ya, it's a tough life. *sigh*
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You really need to post more of these!
i definitely will as they come! i promise!
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well i could probably carry on a decent convo with you, but now i'm scared that you'll post it if it ends up a failure
you should be scared! >.<
thanks everyone, glad you enjoyed them ^.^
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 09:37 PM
Note to self: If talking to LDG, be nice. No perving or you'll regret it.
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 09:38 PM
Livingdeadgirl, on Tue Jan 24, 2012 05:56 PM, said:
they're just too good NOT to share
Haha, that's some good stuff. I'd be a much more attentive conversationalist
If you have any more, please share, these are hilarious.
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 09:45 PM
Love these babe - I've "lectured" a couple of guys in etiquette but you just have style! lol
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Posted Tue Jan 24, 2012 09:57 PM
oh trust me, i'm very scared
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