A man goes to see a doctor because he wants a penis enlargement
Posted Wed Mar 21, 2012 06:55 PM
"Good news! You're in luck!" says his doctor. "We have a revolutionary new idea, and you could be the test subject"
The man is willing to try anything, so the doctor explains the procedure. The basic idea is that when, and indeed if, a baby elephant gets ill and dies, they will cut off a section of its trunk before the tissue dies, and attach it to the mans penis. The man agrees, signs his name and after a wait of almost 3 years, he leaves the surgery with his new foot long cock.
He returns a week later for his check up and he's grinning from ear to ear. He explains to the doctor that he loves it. He was so much more confident and as a result, pulled a different girl every night, got laid every time and they loved it!
2 days later, the man runs into the surgery shouting, swearing and going crazy. He demands that the doctor removes the trunk instantly. The doctor curiously asks why? Not more than 48 hours ago, he was in love with it.
"yes" explains the man, "that was until i went to my nephews birthday party and my new cock lept out of my pants, grabbed an apple and rammed it up my ass!"