Guilty as charged
Posted Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:31 PM
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a global problem," Holder said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as ' unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.
Posted Wed Apr 04, 2012 01:18 AM
Posted Fri Apr 06, 2012 04:48 AM
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Posted Sun Apr 08, 2012 08:15 PM
This post has been edited by hornytom: Sun Apr 08, 2012 08:16 PM