Addicted to a redhead
Posted Sun Sep 30, 2012 01:22 AM
1) We met in Spanish class, you were a freshman and I was a sophomore. I was drawn to your unique hair color (bright red) and your really loud mouth. A girl with a constant running mouth is normally repulsive, but you were funny with it, so me and everyone else let it slide. I was a normal guy, not Mr. It, but not Mr. Hell No either; somewhat in the middle like you in the looks department but social with everyone. We talked and flirted until you said you wouldn't be my girlfriend unless I asked. I felt stupid as hell, but I asked you. I learned a good lesson on this one: Don't let a women demand something from you when you know all it's for is to make you look like a fool. That was a Thursday and you broke up with me on Sunday. No harm, no foul, it should have ended there, but oh man!!!! The next 6 years would be crazy!
2) For the next 2.5 years nothing happened, other than you having several short-term relationship in which you banged them out like sex was being made illegal. How'd I know about all that? You were a hot topic in the guys locker room. During this period we'd say hello and that was it; your bald boyfriend hated me, the metro-sexual was scared of me, and the wanna-be redneck didn't have the balls to look at me. I was dating someone and had been for about a year but by Christmas of 99 you decided you wanted me, BAD. Why? I don't know, but what you wanted, you got and you did. I needed a change of pace anyway. You "deceived" my girlfriend into thinking ya'll were friends, then showed me your pussy was "redder, hotter, and more readily available" than hers; plus you didn't have a kid. The ex was a good girl who would suck my dick 10 times a day just b/c she loved the taste of my spunk; I instantly missed that service, but I did return to her for a couple downloads while we were dating and for several years after. Your oral skills never compared to hers, but I did love the way you'd lick all the pussy juice, cum, and sweat from my shaft, balls, and taint after each time I tore your pussy up. % Had I stayed with the GoBJ - Goddess of BJ's (I still miss her services), I would probably have 12 kids, a single wide, and pretty much nothing else in life. LIFE ALTERATION #1 %
3) After getting GoBJ out of the situation you an I settled into a pretty solid relationship centered around being a young couple in a beach town who were both honor students, had the resources to do about anything, and screwed our brains out. Everyone viewed us as "the couple" who would last forever, I think we thought it to. You were accepted into my family like you were my wife even when we were only 18 and 17. Your grandparents and uncles loved me, but your mom saw me as the devil and hated me. She's the biggest bitch I've ever met. I can still remember her coming out of her room with nothing but a bra on, glad you didn't get all her genetics, yuck!!! Using a complex math equation, I would propose we fucked 5,000 times, had oral sex about 3,000 times, too much hand stimulation to even think about, and even several instances of anal sex, resulting in no less than a 5 gallon bucket full of my jizz, even more counting what you swallowed and licked up. I know the anal had to hurt. I'm not a oak tree, but you're pink back door was smaller than my pinky. I felt like a California Redwood in there and the o-ring cut off all the circulation in and out of my junk. Awesome!! The numbers I listed were "our" numbers. Looking back, I know full well you were banging other dudes at the same time which would have set me off then, but now, looking back at what we had I understand I had first dibs on the community playground but others also had to have a chance to play. I think I remember you saying you'd had 15 dicks by your 15th birthday! I doubt things ever change and I'd guess you're the same way now. I did want to list some of the places we defiled during our attempt at the sex record book: my house, your house, both grandparents houses, the beach house, the dock, deer stands, barns, campers, in the open outside, your mom's $5,000 leather couch, Disney World, Universal Studio, cars, trucks, jeeps, boats, jet skis, 4-wheelers, the river, the ocean, SC, NC, FL, TN, and AL. If we could get our clothes off, we fucked and we fucked just about ANYWHERE!
P.S. Your freakin' mom was so cheap. For your high school graduation your mom gave you a carry-on suitcase! I guess she thought that was enough cargo to move you out. Seeing as though I had bought your clothes the past 2 years I knew better. What a cheap bitch she was, wouldn't even buy me a Happy Meal without asking for payment. I even took the greedy cunt out to dinner for her birthday! Anyhow...her rant is a whole other post!!!
For your graduation present I took you to the Gulf of Mexico for 8 days. Yes me, the 19 year old who worked his ass off for that trip, though you did make it worth it. We screwed no less than 5 times per day for 8 days straight. One day we decided all we would do was fuck, sleep, suck, eat, and fuck some more. On that day I nutted 13 times, the last three were completely dry. I had no idea I could cum so much. I think you kept me hard about 16 hours that day. Honestly I couldn't even look at pussy after the last orgasm. You were a rock star that day. My balls hurt like a m-fer but it was awesome. We didn't have to use a drop of lube, your pussy was just that wet and juicy. My knees would stick together sometimes from the flowing pussy juice; you know it's true cause you would lick it off! Thank was an awesome trip.
4) 9/11/01 was a horrible day for the US, but 6 days prior to that attack, you launched one on me. On that day I gained my criminal record when I caught you with one of your other boy toys. While the next few months were tough, it really was the start of my new life. After a nasty fight over you banging out another dude when I needed some ass, you had me fired from my "it pays the bill, but I hate it job" % My walking papers were the single best thing you gave me, way better than all the freaky sex only b/c it's allowed me to gain what I have now. LIFE ALTERATION #2, and most significant % Had I not been fired, I, like you, would still be in that forsaken town.
5) After taking three months off of working and getting a couple dozen blowjobs from GoBJ, I left home for the military. Just what I needed, excitement, a job with purpose, a decent paycheck, and all the foreign travel I wanted. We had no contact for 18 months until we ran into each other at the gas station and you asked "you wanna fuck for old times sake?" Again I had a decent girl, but I couldn't turn away from that red headed pussy. I guess you could say I was addicted to red pussy. So here we go, back on the roller coaster of fighting, fucking, and threatening to beat the shit out of each other. We were hostile toward each other, but I laid it out on the line and said you would have to earn my affection b/c I was no longer a pushover. You tired so hard, but failed. For someone who caters to no one, you did it for me for several months. Anything I wanted you did, ANYTHING. We lived about 110 miles apart and you'd drive to my house just to suck my dick. Oh, those were the days!!! They didn't last though. As with any military man, deployment is a part of the gig. After 113 days away from home and only 5 emails from you the whole time I returned home.
6) From the minute I saw you I knew something was different I just had to figure it out. At dinner you drank like everything was cool. When we got home you didn't want to fuck but I had to have it, either from you or I would go out to a club. You finally spread your red lips for me and I wore your pussy out. I pumped the biggest load of my life deep inside you (i'd saved it up for 3 weeks) and there was no reaction; you're allergic to birth control so I thought you;d be worried about getting preggers. I then knew what it was, you were already pregnant. Now it's time to play: Is it or is it not mine. You said it was but didn't know how I would react so you hadn't told me. I started putting things together. I'd been gone 13 weeks and you said you were 8 weeks without even thinking: BINGO, ain't no way it's mine, THANK GOD! I asked who you were screwing to which I got some sob story about a guy who didn't have anything in life. I guess letting him bang you put him in a better situation. I played it cool though. You were knocked up, begging me to stay with you so I utilized the fringe benefits for a couple of weeks. We fucked like crazy, you sucked everything I had, and I again got to get in that tiny red rosebud! You ended your pregnancy in hopes we would be okay and could move forward. I'm 100% against abortion and you knew it. After that we were officially done. I had no interest in you anymore, so you crawled back to the other guy, immediately married him and got pregnant again. Best Wishes!!! Since then you've been married 3 times and have 2 kids. The guys must be some dumb fucks, you can't make a whore a housewife!!! % Two weeks after we parted ways, I met my future wife. LIFE ALTERATION #3 %
7) After your marriage/baby thing and my moving 800 miles away, all contact between us ceased. Fine with me, I was so happy with my new woman. She's everything I would ever want, and most importantly she is Honorable, Faithful, and Trustworthy. We made it through 4 deployments without a single issue and love each other more and more everyday. With the invention of Facebook it's easy to see what people are up to. I've looked at it and can only image the rough life you've lived. What can I say? I love my life and wouldn't change anything. By the way...how many times did you cheat on me? Thankfully I came out of all that STD free, hope you did too!
8) Let's do a small YOU and ME comparison:
You: no college
Me: I have an associates, about done with a bachelors
You: currently on husband #3
Me: 1 wife, 7 years and going strong, she's my everything
Me: solid as concrete: $102,000 salary a year at age 29!
Your Spouse: pictures looked like construction
My Spouse: RN, $62,000 a year
Your Kids: 2 (happy for you)
Me: none, we travel too much and spoil ourselves stupid, though we'll start soon
Me: 4000 sq ft, 3 story, 4 bedroom, 3 full bath, 2 garage home, value $429,000
Remember, I was the one who wasn't gonna amount to anything! Your bitch mother and you both loved saying that me to!
9) You - Me & how it all worked out
My life has been exactly what I wanted it to me. I've had setbacks but I've overcome them. Everything I have done, I've done for myself with no handouts. You'll never believe it but my parents haven't given me anything but unconditional love and advice. I owe you a tremendous amount though. I will never be able to repay you for kick starting those 3 LIFE ALTERATIONS, but I do have to say thank you!!!!
I was infatuated with you in and after high school, probably b/c of that red hot pussy, but I'm so happy you continuously screwed me over and proved to me and You and I were not meant to be. I hope this doesn't come off harsh or me acting like a dick. For all I know you LOVE your life, but I know I had to let it be known that I am IN LOVE WITH MINE, and I owe a lot of it to you!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU a millions times over!!!
I hope you're as happy as I am!
B DOES NOT LOVE K ANYMORE!