Dance Floor Boners
Posted Thu Dec 13, 2012 01:59 PM
Posted Thu Dec 13, 2012 06:19 PM
Posted Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:03 PM
Posted Fri Dec 14, 2012 07:15 AM
Some chicks don't want to have any interaction with your boner, whether direct or indirect, intentional or accidental.
Some chicks would be cool with it.
But here's where it gets fuzzy.....
Neither groupe of chicks will tell you which group they belong to, which is fine...but then the ones that do want to have interaction with your boner wont let you know. They'll expect you to be confident and assertive and whatnot.
The chicks that don't want to have any interaction with your boner will not want you to be confident and assertive about that. They'll expect you to assume they're not interested. This makes sense, as who wants an awkward moment like that, right?
So you're options are :
1.) Don't get a boner and miss out on a chick that wants it.
2.) Don't get a boner and maintain social equilibrium with the chick that doesn't want it.
3.) Get a boner and have fun with the chick that wants it.
4.) Get a boner and greiviously offend or gross out the chick that doesn't want it.
Notice that in none of those four scenarios do you have any hope whatsoever of ascertaining which chick your dancing with whatsoever until after the moment of truth where you slide your package like an idiot across her ass or hip while you dance with her.
That's why the assholes and d-bags get laid. They brush em up against all chicks, and the ones who lift one side of their upper lip, scoff, and say "omgsototallylikewhatever" are moved on from quickly....and the d-bag keeps going through the chicks like this until he finds a chick that wants it.
So, good luck with your boner dancing. Let us know how that goes.
Posted Fri Dec 14, 2012 08:25 AM
When it happens to me and I'm not interested in giving the guy the slightest pleasure, I just tell him it's time to stop and I put an end on the dance, but I don't make a drama of it. I say something like "hum, it's time to let you alone with your cock, so you two can take care of each other" with humor in my voice and a smile. And I walk away.
Posted Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:12 PM
Posted Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:37 PM
Posted Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:40 AM
this. i mean i'm not gonna slap you in the face for getting a boner but if i don't feel like i want to have sex with you (or at least in the very near future) then i will distance myself from it. i've danced with a guy who pretty much tried to rub himself all over my crotch with his dick through his pants though and that is not really something i'm into... if you get a boner just pace yourself and if she doesn't seem uncomfortable just go with the flow. just take it easy on the crotch rubbing until you're sure she's into it
Posted Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:52 PM
Posted Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:56 PM