FARTING DURING SEX WHAT TO SAY, WHAT TO DO
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I bet I'd be very attracted to you in person. Funny men are sexy.
Toochy: love the multiple choice!!
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Posted Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:25 AM
My heart ached for you as I read about your sad flatulence-induced experience. Would that I had been there when that selfish boor fled the scene of your love-making in such a thoughtless and cowardly manner just because you annointed him with the pungently precious gaseous emissions of your intestines which were being compressed by his brutish pounding. I would have taken his place in an instant and would have been thankful for the opportunity. I hope that this experience hasn't scarred your psyche to the extent to where you cannot freely enjoy sexual activity without a constant nagging fear that you may cut the cheese at any moment. You might try getting activated charcoal from your pharmacist. When ingested into your alimentary system it absorbs excess gas.
Posted Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:41 PM
I'm with Jade. I'd generally just laugh, kiss her and go back to work. If I sense she's really embarrassed and that laughing might make her more embarrassed, like if it's a new relationship and you haven't broken the fart barrier yet, I'd either ignore it or pass it off as a queef and keep going. I will never understand men who are uncomfortable with women farting.
Posted Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:30 PM
And I definitely put an end to that particular adventure directly after.
I showered immediately and stripped my sheets.
She asked if we could keep playing.
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