Wrong number you better check first ...
Posted Wed May 15, 2013 03:07 PM
"Who is this?" asks the guy
"I am maid of the house, Monsieur."
"What maid, we don't have a maid."
"But oui, Monsieur. Lady of the house hired me this very morning."
"OK, I want to speak to my wife. Put her on the phone, please."
"I'm afraid that is not possible, Monsieur." said the maid
"Not possible? What do you mean not possible?"
"Madame is upstairs in the bedroom, Monsieur."
"What the hell? Why is she still in the bedroom? What she is doing up there this late?"
"Monsieur, Madame and the gentleman who most definitely is not you are engaged in rather wild sex I'm afraid." whispered the maid
"That fucking bitch! I knew something fishy was going on!" screamed the guy
"OK, listen ... do you want to make a quick buck?" he asked the maid
"What do you mean, Monsieur?"
"Go to the study and in my desk you will find a gun. Go upstairs and kill the cheating bitch and that fucking moron she is in bed with. Do that and I will pay you US$ 30.000! What you say?"
"OK, Monsieur, I will do it" replied the maid after a long pause
He could hear the maid walking away, and after some time several gun shots.
"It is done. What you would like me to do with the bodies, Monsieur?" asked the maid
"Drag them down and dump them into the swimming pool!" the guy yelled back
"But, Monsieur, you don't have the swimming pool." said the maid
Long pause ....
"Uhmmmm ... is that 4455512836?"
Posted Thu May 16, 2013 05:02 AM