Do you think this is too strange weird?
Posted Tue Oct 15, 2013 08:07 AM
Today I Laid an Egg!
A week or so ago I started looking again for ideas of new things to try up my back door. I remembered that we had some plastic eggs & started looking for them. This morning I found them. I wanted to make sure they were clean, so I washed them with anti-bacterial soap & then boiled them for a few minutes & cooled them.
It was now time to try it out, but I wanted to make sure that I was relaxed enough to accept it. I started out with a vibrator for a few minutes. It didnâ€™t take long before I was ready. I lubed up the egg & started pushing it in. There was a little pain while my sphincter stretched enough for the egg to pass, but it wasnâ€™t bad. Then, as soon as Iâ€™d stretched enough the egg get in far enough I sucked it right in.
THAT FELT FANTASTIC!
I held the egg in for a minute, and then pushed it back out. It was so fun that I decided to video myself â€ślaying an egg.â€ť I did that a couple times.
After a while, I got brave and went to the refrigerator to get a real chicken egg. I washed that egg with anti-bacterial soap, lubed it up & in it went. COOLâ€¦.Now, I videoed myself laying a real egg!
I havenâ€™t figured out how to post a video yet or I would post it for anyone interested to watch.
Has anyone else here done this? How did you like it?
I have gotten really hooked on doing this & have an egg in me again right now.
Posted Tue Oct 15, 2013 08:52 AM
Having said that, if the thing breaks inside you, the shell could cut your insides and you'd have a real problem. That area doesn't heal easily when hurt.
I'm sure lots of folks would be interested to see that video. I wouldn't, but that's only my opinion. It'd be a turn off to me.
Posted Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:57 AM
what an interesting experience, i'm glad you enjoyed it.
I'm with Alien though, stick to plastic eggs and things that are specifically made for anal insertion. A chicken egg could have smashed inside you, they are very delicate and you'd be sitting typing your post from Accident and Emergency right now if that had happened.
Its not a video i'd be interested in watching but i'm sure many of our members would love it.
Posted Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:14 AM
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