A day at the beach...
Posted Wed Apr 22, 2015 09:04 AM
Their son runs off to explore, and comes running back excitedly, as most little children do when they have something to tell. His mom is sunbathing, dad has wandered off.
"Mom! Mom! I just saw this lady with these big things on her chest! Like yours, only bigger! How come yours aren't that big?"
The mom, who just wants to soak up the rays, answers a little impatiently, "Well, the bigger they are, the dumber they are."
Sonny runs off, only to come back a few minutes later. "Mom! I saw this guy with a big hoo-ha hanging down between his legs! Bigger than Dad's!"
Mom, of course, just wants to relax, so she answers, "Well...the bigger they are, the dumber they are! Now, go play!"
A few minutes later, the kid comes back in a panic. "Mom! Mooom! Come quick! Dad's in trouble!"
Now the mom sits up. "What? What's wrong?"
"Dad's talking to the dumbest lady I've ever seen, and the more he talks to her, the dumber he's getting, too!"