One Liner Wife
Posted Tue May 19, 2015 12:49 PM
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Posted Wed May 20, 2015 02:29 PM
The missus asked me,"When you're on a boys only trip, do you think about me?"
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't theright answer.
Posted Thu May 21, 2015 10:57 AM
Posted Thu May 21, 2015 02:15 PM
I went to thedoctor's office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young, femaleand drop dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrongand I'll check it out.
I said, "My wife thinks that my dick tastes funny."
Posted Thu May 21, 2015 02:23 PM
She came down the stairs wearing a rather sexy bra and some crotchless panties. "Well, boys," she said, "would you like some of this?"
Before I could say anything, my buddy spoke up, "Not really...look what it did to your underwear!"
Posted Mon May 25, 2015 01:18 PM
A guy iswatching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells, "No!No! Don't enter that church, you damn fool."
His wife asks him, "What are you watching?"
Husband replies, "Our wedding video."