1. Don't say "Oh. My baked potato is done."
2. Don't say "It's your turn to bleed the radiator."
3. Don't toss a pea at your lover's face.
4. Don't wear an antique diving helmet with an angry bee trapped In it.
5. Don't say "Saw a cracking documentary about old coins earlier."
6. Don't write "BATMAN'S COCK" on your lover's forehead in crayon.
This post has been edited by aevisdragon: Fri Oct 02, 2015 03:13 PM