Homemade Sex Toys
Posted Tue Aug 04, 2009 09:12 PM
However, the recession is hard on everyone. (I said "hard on", heh heh)
Let's hear ideas for sex toys that are readily available and cheap, or if complex, at least done by a do-it-yourself pervert.
From a corn cob for a butt plug to an automatic sex machine where the pumping is being done by an old turntable record player.
Please be detailed enough so others can duplicate your results.
Toys for men or women.
I'm gunna try the good ideas for men, but here's one for her: A simple $5 electric toothbrush. The handle is an excellent vibrator and can be maneuvered to hit the gspot as well the bristles on the soft brushes with enough lubrication can be used for rimming or on the clitoris.
Now your turn.
Posted Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:13 AM
2. fill jar with old soft rags.
3. pour in Olive oil.
4. make room for your cock.
wha-la you have your own artificial pussy to fuck till your hearts content.
Bonus the olive oil will make your skin on your penis nice.
Being a woman I have not actually tried this but know men who have.
Posted Wed Aug 05, 2009 04:56 PM
Put the pumpkin outside in the sun and let it sit all day, getting very warm. Carve a hole in it (it's best not to lie to yourself here) and fuck away. The guts of the pumpkin feel good as you ram your cock into them.
Posted Wed Aug 05, 2009 05:34 PM
Posted Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:07 PM
(an oldy but goody)
- Hairbrush with rounded handle
- Lube (if necessary)
- Apply the condom to the hairbrush handle
- Insert the hairbrush into whatever orifice pleases you
- Remove from the orifice
- Repeat steps 2 and 3 as necessary, improvisation may bear fruitful results
- Dispose of condom
- Clean brush as necessary
Depending on the choice of orifice and the physical state of that orifice, lubrication may need to be applied (especially if you're a guy )
Sorry girls, this one is really only useful to those of us with a penis.
- Two pillows
- A bed
- Lay the pillows on the bed length wise, in a sort of A shape (or an upside down V, take your pick)
- Leave a gap at the bottom of the two pillows, the top part will likely have to overlap
- At this point, you may wish to apply a condom to keep things from getting messy. Beware: condoms were never designed for this, condom breakage is very possible!
- Insert your penis into the small opening
- Lay down (or prop yourself up on) the pillows
- Remove the condom if you used it
- If you did not use a condom, begin clean up.
XBox Controller Vibrator
Gamers get to have a little fun too
- Wired XBox 360 Controller (this method may work with a wireless controller, but you'll need a receiver)
- A Macintosh running Mac OS X 10.3 or later (There may be a way to do this in Windows, but I don't use Windows, so I don't know)
- Some kind of mess management system (a condom for men, not entirely sure what a woman would use)
- Mac OS X Driver for XBox 360 Controllers by Tattiebogle
- Install the controller driver on your Mac
- Attach the controller to any free USB port on the Mac
- Open your System Preferences and open the controller panel (it will be in the bottom section of the window)
- Pull on either the left or the right controller to trigger one of the controller's vibrating motors
XBox Controller Vibrator (Alternate, Mac-less version)
OK, so you don't need to own a Mac to use this one, and it's a favorite among girls with game obsessed boyfriends
- XBox 360
- Two or more XBox 360 controllers
- A copy of Rez (XBox Live Arcade)
- Mess containment system optional
- Hook up as many controllers as you can to your XBox
- Start Rez
- Somewhere there is an option for a full "synethsezia" mode, which enables vibration of all the controllers. Activate it
- Place the controllers as you wish (they're meant to be placed in three specific locations, but improvisation may be required for desired effect)
- Play the game or get someone else to play the game
A lot of these are pretty common, but I figured it's best to share them, just in case.
Posted Sat Aug 08, 2009 02:25 PM
Posted Fri Feb 26, 2010 03:58 PM
holy cow - you look like quite the handyman!
Posted Mon Mar 01, 2010 01:27 PM
1 latex glove
1 hand towel
fold the towel in half, then half again (into quarters)
lay the latex glove on the edge of the towel with the wrist section about 2 inch off the towel.
roll the towel up so your rolling the glove inside.
the 2 inch of the glove that is poking through roll down over the towel to secure it...so it doesnt unroll.
pour in some lube and fuck it.
you can vary the tightness by rolling loser or tighter. beats the price of a flesh light and you can use the towel to clean up after lol.
Posted Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:25 PM
If I had one, though, I'd end up putting it in the basement next to our unused weight bench or try to sell it at our yearly yard sale.