Penis caught in zipper...
Posted Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:51 AM
Posted Tue Sep 29, 2009 01:29 PM
Posted Tue Sep 29, 2009 02:58 PM
i had to google to find out why. i guess it just lubes the skin out.
and you could always just cut the zipper.
Posted Tue Sep 29, 2009 09:34 PM
Posted Wed Sep 30, 2009 01:28 PM
NB OH-Seven! said:
just cut the zipper. and then replace the zipper.
Posted Wed Sep 30, 2009 06:41 PM
coming from a guy who burns warts off his hand with a soldering iron, its easier to deal with the pain......
Posted Thu Oct 01, 2009 01:46 AM
Posted Sat Oct 03, 2009 06:27 PM
That was so darned funny, Q!!! Thanks for the reminder..you made me smile!
Posted Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:17 PM
The female manager, a young lady in her mid 20's, kept yelling at me to hurry and when I zipped up I had the most horrible pain imaginable. Went up front almost in tears from the pain and she looked at me and asked what was wrong. "Got my penis caught in my zipper".
"Got my penis caught in my zipper"
"Come to the office"
We got to the office and she shut the door.
"Please tell me this is a joke."
I assured her it wasnt.
"Are you bleeding?"
I nodded yes.
"Oh my gosh im so sorry! You need to go to the hospital!"
She called in another manager, drove me to the ER. They ended up cutting out the zipper and removing my pants. Then after giving Mr Happy a local anesthetic they cut the zipper away from it then carefully seperated penis from zipper. The doc told me he sees about one case like that a week. They gave me an old pair of scrub pants to wear home, as well as a prescription for vicodin and a note to take a few days off.
Wonder what the workmens comp people said when they processed that claim:)
Posted Mon Oct 05, 2009 08:31 PM
I asked a friend of mine whos a physician assistant at the local emergency room and she said she has had no training whatsoever in dealing with this and that a male physician would probably handle it. She also added that since the penis is highly vascular it should heal quickly despite some initial intense pain and swelling. I think it took me about 3-4 days.
Posted Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:01 PM
It wasnt a pretty sight. But it healed nicely.
Posted Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:48 PM
The controller (accounting manager) walked around the office all day today with her zipper down. Out of courtesy, I wanted to make her aware of the situation, however, since she works for me and the sexual harassment laws in the US are so ridiculous, I decided not to approach the subject. So....., her zipper stayed down.
yep. its fucking bullshit. fuck lawyers. there is no accountability anymore
Posted Sun Oct 11, 2009 06:27 PM
Yes a pic would make people be more aware of this scary problem haha its a nightmare.