Awkward Erection Situation
Posted Wed Sep 30, 2009 07:15 PM
I have em all the time and I'm pretty sure most of you guys have similar stories to accompany them with.
I have several of these a day and it's kind of annoying for me trying to shift my buddy around in my pants.
Possibly my most awkward time was in (bleep) when I had a raging hard on from fantasizing about this girl that was in my class.
My teacher called me to the board and I didn't have a jacket or the time to situate myself.
More recently today during my break period I had an erection while standing in front of my friend.
Thank god for pockets.lol
So let's hear em gents.
And ladies don't feel left out,hard nipples are welcome.
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Posted Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:30 PM
Posted Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:22 PM
Almost 20,a shame I know.
But I kinda like it.
Posted Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:04 AM
Posted Thu Oct 01, 2009 07:08 AM
I'm right handed, so I slip my right hand into my pocket and grab my dick and slip it under the waist band. If you don't have a micropenis, it's inevitable that some people will see what you're doing, but you can brush it off as if you've been digging in your pocket for something.
Posted Thu Oct 01, 2009 07:26 AM
I was (BLEEEEEEEEP) there you go, Melissa . I was at the beach on the gold coast (Australia) and it was in the Xmas holidays. I had a pair of new board shorts and for some reason they had a fly on them, which is kinda weird for board shorts...
Now, I had these shorts on and I was out the back of the crowd between the flags. I'm a pretty strong swimmer so I was in the deep water about 150 meters or so off shore. Anyway, I got caught in a rip and dragged about 500 meters north up the beach, I didn't want to tire and drown so I just let it drop me off.
I started to walk back along the shore toward the crowd, when I got near the bulk of the crowd people started to point and laugh a bit. I thought nothing of it.... As I got even closer I got a big gush of wind and I felt how cold my dick felt against the wet board short material and I looked down and my cock was hanging out. I dived into the water and ended up grazing myself on the sand. I put my dick inside my pants and I went for a swim, trying to avoid the thought of being laughed at (remember, I was only young, but starting to be a teen so it would have been intimidating to drop your shorts in front of a ton of people).
I saw my dad signal from the beach to come in to go and get some lunch, so I swam in and started to wade through the shallow water onto the beach. My dad was about 60 meters up the sand and we are on a gold coast beach in the middle of December, so there's like 3,000 people on the beach. I'm walking through all these people and I see everyone start to giggle a bit and point. I'm about 35 meters up the beach and I look down and see my dick hanging out again, I looked to my left and saw a group of girls my age and they were giggling and smiling and I had nothing to do except grab my dick, put it back in my pants and give these chicks a grin. They laughed and had a bit of a perve.
Was pretty embarrassing, my dad saw the whole thing and had a big ass smile on his face. Never brought it up though, thank fuck. Haha....