A Horse and a Chick
Posted Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:11 PM
The horse cried out to the chick "Quick, Quick, get the farmer!"
The Chick replied "I can't see him anywhere, but hang on!"
Chick runs off and comes back in the farmer's brand new Mercedes and tells the horse to hold on and the chick pulled him out.
So that was it and they set about going home.
A few days later, they're taking another stroll in another field, where this time, the chick falls into a ditch!
The chick cries out "Quick, Help! Get the farmer!"
The horse says, "Hang on, he's not about but..."
The horse flips out his cock and says "Hold onto my dick and I'll pull you out"
and so he does and the chick was pulled out to safety, and they set about their usual evening.
What's the moral of this story?
If you've got a dick like a horse, you don't need a Merc to pull chicks!
Hope you like!
Posted Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:33 AM