The idea behind our store came from a new thread today......Jewelz was peeling carrots for her stew and had a brainwave, would a carrot make a good butt plug?
Duchess thought it very clever, bio degradeable organic sex toys! perfect.
we worked very hard today and polled the shout box to see if members had any ideas, we got a pacifier but discounted that on the notion that it might fire out under pressure and shatter a nearby window..... a screwdriver but that was discounted on health and safety grounds...Imagine if you fell backwards mid orgasm and impaled yourself on the floor that wouldnt do...so back to the drawing board we went.
Please pm us for pricelists and shipping information, there is obviously a shelf life on these products.
for the simple minded Butt plug user, in season baby carrots. perfect, use them in stew afterwards.
for the slightly more adventurous user, get thrilled then when done, season and fry with bacon for that ultimate festive treat
for the decorative artistic Butt Plug, you can't go wrong with a flowering beetroot. wonderful pickled after use .JPG]
For the seasoned user that like to add some heat to the proceedings, our top of the range jalapeno pepper plug is available. comes in two different heats and colour
finally for the more discerning customer, what could be nicer than your very own little glass honey drizzler? amaze them all at your picnics with your Butt Plugging skills prior to serving your organic honey .JPG]
Thank you for looking, all items come gift wrapped and unfortunalty refunds cannot be given.
The range will be expanded shortly
DuchessPink, proprietress and CEO of Butt-0-Degradeable products
This post has been edited by Duchesspink: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:23 PM