Ways to spice it all up!
Posted Wed Jan 27, 2010 04:56 PM
-Blog about your sex life on a daily basis, using expletives like you were taught them in first grade health class (e.g. "Sometimes I wish he would take his cock and shove it so far down my throat that I choke. I think he's just a gentleman, but damn it, the whole idea of face-fucking kinda turns me on!"). Have him subscribe to this blog, so he'll know EXACTLY what you're thoughts are.
-Next time the two of you are shopping, or in public in any way, just walk up to him and, for no apparent reason, grab him full on the crotch, in front of everybody. When they start staring, just tell them, "Hey, he's my husband, alright?!"
-Take a viagra, grind it up, and sneak it into his food. Later that night, when he's gone to bed with an erection, mount him and ride his artificially-erect cock (not penis, not willy. Don't be afraid to use expletives).
-Remember, just because you've been married for twenty years, it's NEVER too late to give him a good ol'e fashioned lap dance!
-Be ready waiting for him, naked at the door. The moment he walks in the door after work, before he even has a chance to put down his briefcase, rip his pants off like you're gonna rape him, and start grinding your pussy against his dick! He'll like it, trust me!
-If you have adult guests over, without any kids, get naked in front of them, take his hands and place them on your boobs, and tell the guest, "These are HIS boobs! He can touch these, you can't!" Tease the hell out of these guests by making it clear that, while you're naked in front of them, it's only a "look, but don't touch" scenario, and there's never ANY payoff, ever. If your husband decides to follow suit and take off his clothes, yell at him, saying "Put your clothes on, you pervert! We've got company!" like you don't realize that YOU'RE naked!
Remember, the sexier you act, the less likely he'll be to cheat!
Posted Wed Jan 27, 2010 05:06 PM
why do i feel like the ellusive "female sex drive" is being blamed for "making men cheat"? and how do you know that any of the above guarantees sexual compatibility, they don't seem to be part of the same chapter to me, let alone the same book ... ??
Posted Wed Jan 27, 2010 05:11 PM
Posted Wed Jan 27, 2010 05:29 PM
Some of my other posts can fill in the details.
Posted Wed Jan 27, 2010 05:42 PM
-If you have adult guests over, without any kids, get naked in front of them, take his hands and place them on your boobs, and tell the guest, "These are HIS boobs! He can touch these, you can't!"
Anyone ever seen anyone do this at a party?
Posted Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:24 PM
Im with meow on this one.. But meow look on the bright side.. Not all men think this way..
Posted Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:38 PM
Posted Thu Jan 28, 2010 01:10 AM