1. If you're near a natural spring, scoop up some water and have her drink from your hand.
2. Blindfold her and feed her different kinds of foods. She won't know what the food is until you put it in her mouth. It could be a strawberry, it could be a chocolate, it could be a Skittle or M&M, it could be your lips; she doesn't know. For added effect, tease her with a strawberry, but as she begins to bite into it, take it out of her mouth and replace it with a chocolate.
3. Use letter-shaped fridge magnets to spell out a sexy message. Then, blindfold her, and have her feel out what the message is, like with braille lettering.
4. Give her an encrypted message, along with the code to decrypt it. When she decrypts the message, it spells out a romantic message. One of my favorite codes is to use the letter's corresponding number in the alphabet, but switch the digits around, so that A is 10, B is 20, and Z is 62! So, "I love you so much babe" becomes "90 21512250 525112 8151 31123080 20102050." Leave that encrypted message lying on the dinner table, like a note that says you've gone out drinking and you'll be back at ten, and then, go and hide and wait for her to decrypt the message!
4b. Following up to the last one, try giving her the message "90 1031 809040904170 9041 028050 818051325071." When she goes to find you, there you are, naked as the day you were born, with a ribbon around your neck (Bill Engvall style) and some removable substance on your torso pointing down towards your dick. Make sure you're smiling like in a family photo.
5. Love coupons are a hot new fad, right now, but why stop there? Give her a scratch-off lottery ticket, with two different sexual favors, but she has to take the first one she scratches off!
6. Blindfold her for an entire day (make sure you both have the day off) and tell her that she's blind for the day, and you will guide her everywhere.
7. Tie her to the chair while you feed her chopped steak like a baby (personally, I even do the "open up for the airplane" thing)! Pour the red wine into her mouth like a beggar.
8. Carry her (sweep her off her feet) to the bathtub and bathe her like a baby! I don't know about other girls, but my fiancee loves that!
So, there you have it! Eight ways to make her sigh and fall back in love with you, all over again!
This post has been edited by stebbinsd: Thu Mar 04, 2010 04:58 PM