Best one I heard. "I had the most fantastic dream about you last night but all I can say is you have the softest lips I've ever kissed"
Worst one I heard. "Hey, got any (insert ethnicity, persuasion etc here) in ya? Do ya want some?
Come tell us yours. I bet there is lots.
This post has been edited by Billy Hung: Sun May 02, 2010 04:47 PM