What's the best TWO player sexy game?
Posted Mon May 17, 2010 01:01 AM
Strip poker is the archetypal "sexy game," but that typically works best when you have multiple people, and we are NOT interested in bringing ANYONE else into the mix.
We need some ideas for "sexy" games, but we're limited in rules.
1. Two players only, no more no less.
2. No hard thinking games, like Chess. I'd rather be paying attention to the jugs in front of me, than whether I should move my pawn, or my rook.
3. It needs to be safe to play "blindly." By "blindly," I don't necessarily mean "blindfolded," although that's an option. Instead, there needs to be something outside the player's control (e.g. I can't see her cards while I pick them). However, I want it to actually be a GAME. I don't want to just draw from a hat.
4. It must be in short, isolated rounds (like strip poker, but equally fun with just two players) where there is a clear-cut winner and looser. I don't want to wait 30 minutes before the next winner is decided, because that would mean that it would either take forever to get completely naked, or we would get naked all at once and kill the suspense.
I'll add more rules as you suggest games that don't suit my tastes, but still meet all four of the above, adding requirements that narrow it down further. Please, I need something that merely THINKING about the game gets my blood boiling!
Posted Mon May 17, 2010 01:30 AM
I'm not sure if you are into console games (PS3, X-box, Wii, etc). But how about some or other sports game like soccer, cricket? For every goal to be scored, or wicket to fall, an item of clothing should be removed. You can pick your own favorite game and select your own criteria for when clothing should be removed.
All the best.
Posted Mon May 17, 2010 01:37 AM
for ever marble dropped, an article of clothing is dropped
Posted Mon May 17, 2010 09:23 AM
trivia games work well.
fighting is always fun. we like to wrestle each others clothes off sometimes. I love that game, she's butt naked and i'm still wearing all of my clothes usually. then wrestle the handcuffs on and discipline her for thinking she could overpower you. fun fun fun
Posted Tue May 18, 2010 12:31 AM
Posted Tue May 18, 2010 04:16 AM
Rule #5: I want the game to actually have some depth to it. Rock, paper, scissors is typically used as a tie-breaker, not as the game itself.
And, how do we impliment stripping into a trivia game?
Dude, I don't even fucking WANT to know about that!
So, basically, you want me to hit her?
I hope you end up in jail.
Rule #6: I don't want to spend extra money on a game that is exclusively sexual in nature. I want to take an otherwise clean game and turn it into something sexual.
Posted Tue May 18, 2010 03:49 PM
He mentioned "punishing her for thinking he could overpower her."
Spanking is a type of hitting.
If I could do that, would I be coming on here?
I add two new rules in a respectful manner; I chew one suggestion out, because I don't believe in HITTING your girl, and, suddenly, I'M the one on trial, here?
Posted Tue May 18, 2010 05:10 PM
Maybe you should check the laws in your state.
Posted Tue May 18, 2010 05:27 PM
As well as the 'hitting' it's the wrestling is a foreplay, I'm making a guess here, but I'm fairly certen that if she were to say something along the lines of a stopping word, it would be the end of it.
just to make sure people know, the link above just brings you to what one couple had decided to change the rules to Monopoly it's not a download or anything.
This post has been edited by Willow22: Tue May 18, 2010 05:28 PM
Posted Tue May 18, 2010 05:46 PM
Posted Tue May 18, 2010 09:16 PM
Hence: "If you don't want to pay for one, you can use the demo versions to get the idea on some of the differences with the sex versions, and then create your own cards."
Take some time and do a bit of research before you dismiss it. Here is the shareware (i.e. free to try) link 4Play Link. There are (or at least were) several incarnations of this game, basically instead of using cash only to pay for stuff, you can pay with clothes or sexual favors. Some cards require you to do certain things, the fun part is when you create your own cards (because they can go only as far as you are willing). If you don't want to buy it that is fine, I just told you about it so you can see what the game is like, then you can take out a regular monopoly board, if you don't have one, ask a friend, they are everywhere, change the chance and community chest cards, and make up a few 'house rules", instead of paying property tax, remove clothes, instead of paying rent with monopoly money, "pay" rent in other ways (30 seconds of ... for every $100).
Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't this *exactly* what you are looking for "take an otherwise clean game" i.e. monopoly, "and turn it into something sexual".
It also appeals to your other rules:
1. Two players only, no more no less.
2. No hard thinking games.
3. It needs to be safe to play "blindly...something outside the player's control... However, I want it to actually be a GAME. I don't want to just draw from a hat.
4. It must be in short...
Two players, no hard thinking, dice and cards provide chance, it is a game (a very popular one), and it is short (every die roll may or may not provide something interesting).
Posted Tue May 18, 2010 11:52 PM
Posted Wed May 19, 2010 12:17 AM
The game was made more interesting as each time a ship went down, the owner of said ship had to remove an item of clothing. Gave whole new meaning to the term "You sunk my Battleship!"
I don't own an XBox or Wii system but I think my version of strip golf could be fun. If he wins a hole, she removes a piece of clothing and she does a shot. If she wins a hole, he removes a piece of clothing and does a shot. If they tie a hole, nothing happens (other than each have to do a shot). If all clothes are gone before the full 18 holes are played, loser of each hole has to perform a 20-second sexual favour ;-). Winner of the game (lowest score) gets to have whatever they want sexually (something that is written down and not revealed until the end of the game).
Like some of the posters have said earlier, the only limits to creating a fun game is the imagination. I'll be buying the Battleship game soon and I'll be asking for a Wii system (with golf game because she knows I love playing golf ;-) for my birthday later this summer)