latex free condoms
Posted Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:13 PM
I'm legally and morally required to bang her.
Apparently she is allergic to latex. That's a new one to me, never experienced that.
So I'm not really sure where to start on this one. Does anyone else have this problem? Is one brand better than the other? I also don't want to pay a fortune, if possible.
I see them at Walmart, Sexstores, etc. But I have no idea what to buy.
I want something that is reasonable SAFE, PLEASURABLE, and INEXPENSIVE.
Posted Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:12 AM
Posted Fri Jun 18, 2010 05:22 AM
and lifestyles are like #2 or 3 in the USA as far as most popular brands, with Trojan taking the #1 spot despite most of their condoms have disgusting smells. it's all about the marketing huh?
This post has been edited by SmartGuysWin: Fri Jun 18, 2010 05:23 AM
Posted Fri Jun 18, 2010 05:36 AM
Posted Fri Jun 18, 2010 02:37 PM
Posted Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:53 PM
I met her father in the war. We were both soliders.
We were on operation "Shock and Owe" of the Iraq war. We were patroling the streets when suddenly a car came spiraling out of nowhere, past the check-points, and straight at us. He hadn't a moments notice but I did. I tackled him into the sidewalk and the car narrowly missed us and exploded. Exploded into a half-dozen innocent chickens who were just watching the whole thing.
He said to me, "Son, I want your jism in my daughter."
I thought that was very kind, yet just, of him. I told him, "I only use condoms due to AIDS, HERPES, and all that other stuff."
He understood me and just gave me a simple warning: "She only can do it latex free."
Weeks later the same incident happened again. Chickens dead and all. He told me I HAD to fuck his daughter. He made me sign a contract, swear on his savior, and spit into his asshole. I did.
A week later he choked to death on a ham sandwich.
So here we are. Legally and morally...
Posted Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:06 PM
Posted Sat Jun 19, 2010 01:15 AM
...and on that note, I'm off to bed.