The Alternate Dictionary Thread Do you know any alternate meanings for words?
Posted Sun Jul 18, 2010 06:29 AM
Here's a couple as examples...
Vanilla - An albino guerilla
Campervan - A van with more sequins
I'm sure you get the idea
Posted Sun Jul 18, 2010 06:46 AM
Earring - A bell attatched to your ear.
Hormone - a prostitute complaining
Durex - a pair of rexes
Sandpaper - a newspaper read on a beach
Matron - the mother of Tron
Carpet - what the fish, a carp ate.
T-Shirt - a shirt made from tea leaves
Box Office - an office to store boxes
Caravan - to carry a van
Posted Sun Jul 18, 2010 07:13 AM
Solar - musical term see 'doe ray me far, etc'
Soccer - to punch a woman.
Posted Sun Jul 18, 2010 07:02 PM
thx Trinity Jane
here's one more...
Value - Valerie and you.
Posted Mon Jul 19, 2010 07:52 PM
Now is that a person or a gag name like Seymour Butts or Aphelia Hunt or Phil McCavity?
Posted Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM
Chanfrein : a moulding consisting of a 45 degree bevel, a 45 degree bevel on the edge of a table, or that armor piece that protected a horse's head in the middle ages.
Valet: a young man dressed for the court and doing the biddings of the richs; a piece of wood inserted in a slotted workbench to hold pices of wood whilke you work them on the press; a ring of metal driven in the llog under a blacksmith's anvil, and the jacks in a set of cards.
Posted Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:48 AM
he does jokes like that, wrote a whole book about it "redneck dictionary" or something